If Azeroth had Google and your character was Googling symptoms, what would their search terms be?

First chunk of Loh’s google searches are normal and boring since it’s about investments and which educational establishments will offer his son the best options.

How has Thrall managed to preside over the Orcs despite being spineless?

Lobbies that can be funded to undermine Baine in Thunderbluff

Kaldorei relief effort donation site

How do gnomes avoid being tripped over?

Why didn’t the Draenei use the Vindicaar to glass Draenor when Kil’jaeden became a problem using the orcs?

Alternate History scenarios that seem interesting

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“Does SMCPD have to tell you if they’re a cop”

“How to beat a charge when you’re caught holding bloodthistle”

“Who is at fault if hunter pet eats fingers off of annoying child”

“Goblin girls gone wild on Noblegarden break”

“Is it racist to tell a Forsaken they smell bad”

“Is it racist to tell an Orc they smell bad”

“Is it racist to ask a Tauren how big his ‘totem’ is”

“Is it racist to say that Draenei are bad drivers”

“Should you eat cheese in Thunder Bluff??”

“Gnome girl with Tauren boyfriend how does it work”

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is Tauren milk vegan?

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[Vanity Search]

How to reverse the effects of magic addiction?

Diseases commonly carried by Naga

Long term effects of hair dye

[Vanity Search]

How long can a person safely stay awake?

Is it safe to drink millennia aged wine?

[Vanity Search]

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I bought a new spear. Now what?

Cool things to do with a new spear

Do druids poop in the woods

how to know if the polearm you bought is the wrong size

spear or bow and arrow

dwarven archery techniques

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This is the Elf we were all warned about.

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Incomplete would be Googling right now:

  • How to get spider webs out of wigs.
  • How to de tangle and repair wigs.
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Kenistare the anti arcanist science focused Sin’dorei magic denier and flat Azerother has quite a Google history.

“If Azeroth is round, why doesn’t the sword stick out the other side?”

“Non-magical explanations for Mages”

“Non-magical explanations for Warlocks”

“Azeroth is on Outland, a thesis”

“Conspiracy led by Big Kirin Tor to fake magic and charge a premium for mage hats and why you should deny it”

“Is kalimdor fake?”

“The Dead scar inside job and scourge lie”

“The Sun well is flavored water”

“Are orcs real?”

“What sword?”

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Night Elf settlements in the Wetlands

Dwarves and Druids

Durgan One-God

Eonar

How many eggs can a Harpy lay

How to tell if a Harpy egg is fertile

How to care for Harpy eggs

How long until a Harpy egg hatches

How much does a Harpy hatchling eat

Jobs in my area

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“Burn marks on face”
“Symptoms of caffeine overdose”
“Is it dangerous to inhale coaldust”
“Is it safe to inhale steel shavings”
“Symptoms of lead poisoning”

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“Do you need to be a good gnome to be a priest”
“How long do they look for you when you escape the Violet Hold”
“How to get away with murder”
“Latest flower picking hats”
“Are blood elves extinct yet”
"How many years can you get for ‘Crimes Against Gnomanity’ "

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Is Azeroth flat?
Recipes for thistle infused brownies

Is there a statute of limitations for egregious war crimes?

Effective coping mechanisms for guilt and high anxiety

Will overusing Venthyr artifacts make me Darkfallen?

Maximum allowed mg dosage of thistle without turning into a wretched

Big booty Kul Tir

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I feel like this is a College Humor reference.

who sings song for azeroth society prevention cruelty animals

do vulpera make good pets

how to care for pet vulpera

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Depends which species it was done to.

Offending Night Elves is unforgivable, but if you annihilate local populations of, like, Quilboar, you just need to tell an NPC you’re sorry.

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I’ll step up and forgive. We’re the boneheads who decided to build one of our cities up in the boughs of a highly flammable tree.

Displaced Dalaran mage:

  • “Can I sue the Kirin Tor for sending my home into a warzone and subsequently destroying it.”
  • “WarSafeCo denied my claim, is that legal?”
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Visitor to Dornogal-

was Dalaran actually designed and built by Kaldorei

Can forsaken hallucinate?

Can a forsaken still hear if he removes his ears?

Are ghosts real?

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