I'd rather be a

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Garbage man for Dalaran then a stable master in Undercity.

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Had me thinking in the first half this was gonna be a shanty or something.

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A burned body in Teldrasil than a living orc

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a mutant than a human.

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A furry hunter rather than a furry hunter.

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A free listener of the Void than a rigid scion of the Light.

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Smart fella than a fart smella.

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than*

Or do you want to work two jobs?

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one at a time, but setting goals

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So …. did we wake up this morning feeling this way, or is this an on going thing ? Did I miss new professions ??

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I’m sorry Lazyeyez, we have different goals in life and I can’t in good faith keep our against your will marriage going. You’ll be hearing from my lawyers shortly.

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a dirt-eating shaman than a mage who needed to go to school to learn how to set something on fire

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ne arms warr, basically win game

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I’d rather use mobile banking (whatever the warband bank spell is) than fly 50 yards to the bank.

I’d rather use my Ohuna Perch toy than walk 20 yards to the mailbox.

My legs are short and my grpyhon is tired.

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so stay a lame dwarf

easy

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Wut

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A song, if you will.

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dwarf is hairy and lame, did i stutter?

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I’d rather be a Captain Crunch Berry eating Devourer than a Mountain Dew chugging Havoc Demon Hunter.

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do you have a promo code too?