I wish my father was a orc

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Greetings my little gremlins users! I just had this moment of thought and wisdon during my daily deep thinking in the shower.

Realizing that having a orc papa would be the best thing ever. He would have the biceps and chest to keep me motivate to work out and be strong and sexy as him.

He would teach me how to wax the body properly so i can have smooth skin as him.

He would beat up all my bullies at school and smack their parents too.

He would show me the way of zugzuging and make my life much easier to live.

The most important of all, i would learn the master way of building dirt hut in the forest and never have to pay a house!

That it, thank you for reading my nonsense and have a good day.

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Dude your father is an orc and your mother is a murloc. That just happens to be the exact genetic combo needed to make a normal human.

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Nanananananana ORC DAD orc dad

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If “nonsense” you mean the most emotional and roller coaster ride post I’ve ever read! Then sure “nonsense”!!

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If its true, we human are indeed lucky fellows.

I’m a emotive person my dearest Mystic.

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You think your dad is sexy? What about your mom? Is she sexier? Sexierless?

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Orcs smell and eat elves.

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Sounds like you need an excuse to get fat and not hit the gym.

Be your own role model.

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Humans are SUPERIOR

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I had to get on another account to :blue_heart: for the first image.

My ribs hurts from giggling…

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