I wish I could live in WoW instead of IRL

Man I wish there is an old god deep inside earth too, slumbering.

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There might be?

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yes. Earth isn’t fully explored yet, so might be possible.

Reminds me of Marco polo’s quote

“I did not write half of what I saw, for I knew I would not be believed”

I sometimes wonder what he must have seen that he felt like hiding

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People saying a WoW reality would be scary, but…at least it is FAR FAR more interesting X’D

I WISH the world had REAL problems with demonic invasions, undead uprisings, and pissed off gods…instead of being so easily offended by things like gender identity (not that it isn’t important…just made into WAYYYY too big a deal by any side). A WoW reality would put things into perspective on things that REALLY matter.

Give us genocidal dragons and insane demi gods! I would hope to become a paladin or…well anything that could heal, and care for the wounded that return from battle. Or maybe go into the battlefields as a combat medic type…maybe getting off rezzes like Anduin XD That would be neat.

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You forgot to mention adventurers. You can open your achievements tab in game and find out how many people your character has killed; it’s likely in the hundreds of thousands.

Maybe if you own your Garrison.

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Is that place not swarming with the whole lightforged “You will serve the light or die” kinda thing?

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Errr I mean maybe Outland?

If wow was real I would have a noggenfogger elixir daily.

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Yknow I actually wonder what’s going on over there, it’s probably been quite a while in lore since The Burning Crusade. How’s it holding up?

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So true my dude! Peace unto you my friend. :heart: :clinking_glasses:

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I wish i was feudal japan samurai and died before mongols invade japan so i could just have life of luxury, honor and hokku

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1.) Can you even begin to IMAGINE how HOT Ironforge is?
2.) Dragons. Actual freaking dragons.
3.) People who can kill you with fire from 40 yards away…as you’re picking flowers…because they don’t like “your kind.”
4.) The planet is an egg that will one day hatch.
5.) Sentient elementals that want to kill you.
6.) Wildlife overpopulation on a scale that is truly terrifying. No walks in the woods for you, sir. If the bears and wolves don’t get you, the gnolls and murlocs will.
7.) Spiders the size of buses.
8.) Constant and never-ending war.
9.) There is no air conditioning, and I haven’t seen a toilet or sink or anything that would indicate running water up in this joint.
10.) Monarchy and Junta are the primary forms of government. Um. No thanks.

I could go on, but so could any of us.

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So there you are, relaxing in your cozy little corner of Grizzly Hills.

Ahh, the fresh cool breeze, the sounds of the wildlife around you going about their lives.

You smile as you plan to walk down to the river for a picnic later as the Night Elf Rogue pops out of stealth and cuts your throat bleeding you out on the spot.

Ahhhhhh, the serenity

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Ahh, then you have not paid close enough attention. Several of them even feature prominently in quests.

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Those are outhouses, sir. /nod. :stuck_out_tongue:

edited to add - We’ve got rockets and airplanes and robotic flying suits of armor…but we ain’t got any flush toilets up in here. It’s a problem.

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This. I’ve got issues. Everyone does. Everyone has suffering and disappointment. But I like life. I’m grateful to be here. It’s all about what you focus on.

Yes, girl! OMG.

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You’ll be receiving an invite to the “Isekai” server tonight, OP. Be ready.

I agree i love wow but this place being real would be insane for me to live in lol!

No thanks.

The WoW world is constantly embroiled in conflict and every year there’s a cataclysmic event of impending doom.

Why would ANYONE want to live there?

Although, that’s not much different than 2020 IRL, so sprinkle me mayne.

At least I can have magic powers or be an immortal spacegoat in WoW.

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