I want to order a Thunder Bluff hamburger

Do Goblins Uber?

They try to but they often times have problems in transit.

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Well, there’s a small chance of controlled flight into terrain with the delivery rocket.

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Baine is secretly a cannibal!

No burgers for you!

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I dk,but that would be wonderful I’ll pay extra if they reach the mage tower. I’m in the middle of my studies.

Why order a burger when you can get a carrot the size of a house for half price in the valley? (depending on the farm you buy from)

Don’t you all have rodent issues with the carrots?

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Because carrots are gross. Carrots are not food. They are your food’s food.

Buy the WoW cook books and make yourself one in real life. Most of the recipes are great.

Mmm, sentient burger. I am a werewolf so that’s legitimately on the menu!

A minor nuisance. Nothing for customers to worry about, most likely. You’ll never see the bite marks.

they do, but they always overcharge you, and eat a handful of your fries.

You’ll get it by airmail, and it’ll be pre-cooked, too. Because by airmail I mean we’re gonna blow it up.

while you’re at it, drink a quart of thunder bluff barbecue sauce. it tastes great and it’s socially acceptable so you don’t have to feel disgusting about drinking a quart of barbecue sauce

I guess doordash then.

With their explosions more like Uber Yeets, amirite?

Are Thunderbluff burgers made from vulpera or worgen meat?

How about some Night Elf stew, with the little purple ears floating on top?