I want to cut down a tree

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In Azeroth. I want to cut down a tree. Will you stop me?
Because I will. I don’t fear god.

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look just put the axe down okay, it doesn’t have to be this way, just tell us what you want

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Send in the nelves.

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Is the tree one that can readily regrow?

Also did you not have a poem the other day about quitting?

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I want to cut down a tree. Then another. And another.
I want enough to build a small cottage in Lordaeron.
Then I’ll start digging.
What’re you going to do? Huh? I’m a woman with a mission.

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Trees are people too

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(I did but I like hanging out here cause I love the community <3)

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Ah fair enough. You may cut the tree but only if you plant two saplings and nuture them. :slight_smile:

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Don’t let it hit you on its way down

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look, we can help you, just talk to us, we can negotiate something

cut down that tree and you can never turn back, think about what you’re doing, your family. just put the axe down
:mega:

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Go play Runescape you can cut trees for 18 hours a day.

I never got my woodcutting to 99 :sob:

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I’ll plant two in each trees place and make sure not to disturb too much ground, no worries.
But then, once the cottage is built,
I’m gonna make a garden. Grow some flowers.
Who’s gonna stop me? The forsaken? The horde?? Sylvanas? Magni could tell me to stop gardening and I wouldn’t. Khadgar could be rolling in front of my rocking chair asking me to “please, please champion, do one more world quest, please!”
And I will deny them all.
Sargeras is basically fertilizer now.

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Where can I get into this tree murder? They don’t call me lumberjack for nothing. Death to nature! Death to Elune! Death to the Earth Mother! :deciduous_tree: :axe:

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I’m not here to crusade, lumberjack. Just here to build my garden, chill with my wife, and bake in peace without a GOSHDARN WAR happening every other minute.
I WILL NOT help one more dang turtle to the water!!

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You can cut down as many as you like, well all but that one in Darkshore. Someone already beat you to it.

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oh god they’ve lost it, we gotta put em down

take em out elves
:loudspeaker:

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I just chop every single living and unliving thing in my path. Tree, elf, fox-man, dog-man, whatever. It all bleeds if you chop it half with an axe!

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What tree are we talking about? Does it have humanoids in it? If so I’m willing to sacrifice more trees/nelves so we can have more DK’s. Still have to go to Teldrassil to collect the charred bodies.

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Are… you okay?

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One more step and I’m gonna do it. Don’t make me because I won’t hesitate.