I want slimmer Pandaren

Wow, this blew up. Probably be better to just reroll to a different race then.

3 Likes

Opposite. I want 'em bigger. :smiling_imp:

3 Likes

A thick panda is a happy panda. Let pandas be happy.

3 Likes

There’s a picture of one walking on all fours, it looks like someone tried drawing a bear, made it too slim, and got the limb proportions all wrong. It’s uncanny. I love and hate it in equal parts.

2 Likes

Deal but your bouncy racial is now called slightly bouncy and is half as effective.

1 Like

It’s just an option, I’m not forcing it on the entire Pandaren population.

Deal, I don’t like falling from great heights anyway.

With the lack of cooking trainer I should be thin… on the other hand what is the calorie count for bamboo?

1 Like

I’m not sick, I chose to be thin.

2 Likes

Ya, I love chubby panda wemon

6 Likes

Pandaren girls have somewhat stumpy legs. If they stretched them out to be more proportionate we’d look more buff than chubby.

I’d love for a slider that let’s me make Male Draenei more lean and lanky instead of super buff.

4 Likes

Yesssss

I feel you on this one. My DK runs around all day swinging a sword, wearing heavy plate and only eats when I fight a raid boss a few times a week. How is he maintaining this body weight?!!

He eats the souls of his enemies. Very high in carbs.

1 Like

Slider to make male draenei stronker please.

Thinking about what a skinny panda looks like gonna have to be a hard no from me.

It’s just weird.

Now a more buff drakthyr… Let’s talk.

1 Like

Li Li is a child, of course she’s thin she’s got plenty of growing up to do. A slim or thin panda is a sick panda, pandaren culture revolves around eating well so making them slim makes no sense. There’s an NPC in Pandaria that literally insults you to lore walker Cho for not having a belly on you, male pandaren have that “You look slim, have a dumpling” joke and the female pandaren joke about needing to gain a few pounds. Pandaren for crying out loud also have a cooking racial and a bonus to duration on well fed buffs for a reason, leave them be.

4 Likes

I too would love some twinky red-pandaren boys to ogle. Gah, wah so cute!

Males would need tail options, and hopefully more BT options would filter through the rest of the races too.

I do not approve. Keep Pandaren thicc

3 Likes

I think a skinny panda would look gross, unless they remove all the extra skin left over from all the weight loss.

Maybe a skinny panda can use all that excess skin to stretch out into one of those flying squirrel suits. But, you’re still going to have it all hanging off you when you land.

Careful what you ask for.

1 Like