I want a pineapple as a pet

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YES, THANK YOU.

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I am the unimpeachable God-Emperor of what goes on my pizza, and I don’t care much for pineapple in that context.

But your pizza? If it brings you joy, top it with chocolate chips and marshmallows. It’s your pizza, and therefore, your problem.

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63

you monster.

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I’m actually a Draenei <3

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65

that just makes it worse!

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How fun would it be to have a walking pineapple pet that eats pizza

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Pina colada pet too.

:pineapple: :tropical_drink:

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I serve pineapple pizza people love it. Remember if you go on a date get pineapple pizza.

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ill be sure to get jalapeno habanero ghostpepper pizza just for you.

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oh no.

well… there’s my earworm for the day.

:ear: :worm:

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I’m about the size of a pineapple. I can wear a pineapple costume and follow around. Just please don’t enter me in pet battles. Also, is pineapple on pizza a Draenei thing?

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Ok,sit boy,that’s a good boy.Now rollover,uhm why are still sitting. ok, jump,uhm .
Ok,pizzia! now there’s action.

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It’s really good with Jalapeños~
Sweet heat my Gnomie.
:dracthyr_yay_animated: :pineapple: :hot_pepper:

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or it can accompany the sunflower by playing an ukulele

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75

pizza on pineapple is evil.

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Pizza belongs in mouth.
Pineapple belongs in mouth.
Pineapple belongs on pizza.
The math is irrefutable,

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your math is wrong. see me after class. you get an f.

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Now,I have to question the teacher. How can one slice of pineapple pizza be not devoured if the person is hungry? :pizza: + :pineapple: = :yum:

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Your math is so bad that you can’t figure out change for a nickel!

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that’s it mister. to the principals office for you!