I want a pineapple as a pet

thats right i want a pineapple as a pet. make this happen blizzard!

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No. Pineapple belongs on Pizza. You have Pineapple as a pet, people will hunt you to have the pineapple on pizza.

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pineapple DOES NOT belong on pizza!

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Singing Pineapple that does a duet when a Singing Sunflower is nearby.

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yes yes yes!!! this needs to happen!

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Pineapple belongs soaked in spiced rum and then grilled. :pineapple: :tropical_drink: :fire:

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No pen…
sad face.

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They should definitely have a pineapple pizza pet.

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no pineapple pizza. JUST A PINEAPPLE.

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But what if it’s cute?

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Topped with coconut ice cream.

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Yes indeed. I see you are wise in the ways of pineapple <3

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no. no pineapple pizza abominations.

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You people and your wild, exotic taste buds. How about some simple sweet corn on the cob, butter and salt?

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What about a pineapple holding a pizza?

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corn on the cob pet when?

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I don’t think a grilled pineapple would be appropriate all things considered

…and adding things to rum.

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