I want a cute race for Alliance

Horde got Vulpera, which is like the only cutesy race in the game. Alliance has gnomes that were probably intended to be cute, but they’re not really cute, they’re just kinda creepy. Very wide body, too fat to move without clipping into their own body, and they have a face that looks way too normal human for their body shape / size – big time uncanny valley vibes. Plus they have an ancient model that just looks like doodoo.

I want a cutesy race for Ally.

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Gnomes are cute

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Let me mog bunny ears year round, then I’ll enter the cute comp.

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:100:

If one could choose a race to be deleted, then Gnomes. They just look extremely creepy. Diaper Gnomes are, of course, even more hideous. It’s questionable to give one faction a cute new mainstream race and the other faction a customization option for the least popular race in the game.

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Hello I am a gnome

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I don’t insult YOU :cry:

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It sucks because I just can’t play Horde. I hate the faction for too many reasons that I can’t just ignore.

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It currently looks like Blizzard is turning the Horde more and more into the Alliance. Night Elves/Borne, female Humans, and now Dwarves all for the Horde, and only Night Elves had a Horde model as a counterpart.
Additionally, five neutral Alliance locations for the Horde and just a single Horde location for the Alliance.
Iconic sets like those of the Night Elves, especially the Warden set, mounts, etc…

Maybe someday enough of the Alliance will have been given to the Horde that you’ll change your mind and join the Horde. :wink:

“If you want popular stuff, the Horde is waiting for you.” -Ion

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I’m going to be honest, after reading enough of your posts, you strike me as a really negative person, which is saying a lot when I can come across as a bit of a downer whenever I tell someone to not get their hopes up for something that they believe can or will happen.

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It’s not ancient. They got an update at the same time as the other races.

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Vulpera will never join the Alliance for one reason.

Gnomes.

Regular gnomes are creepy enough. Now imagine being the same size as them, being menaced by them, all while not being able to punt them away, or even just kick them aside. No, a gnome could theoretically overpower one of them, and drag it back to it’s gnome nest to do whatever it pleases. That’s horrifying.

That’s why baby vulpera are now taught to go running to the nearest Safety tauren for help if they ever see one of the bald headed freaks.

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They did a survey some time ago. Dwarves are actually the cutest race in WoW.

Race Cuteness
Dwarf 70%
Other 30%

Source

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Um… I believe there is a separate area for role playing if you’re interested. If anything, I insulted the fictional, made up, non existent race, Gnomes, in the fantasy game WoW. And since they don’t exist, I’m pretty sure they’re not mad at me.

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I dunno as everything can be cute depending on the customization, name, and outfit. :robot::thought_balloon:

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Risky click of the evening.

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Chest thumping, macho stupidity is a common quest theme for any Horde zone. “Look at me murder these sentient people to prove how STRONK I am!”

Caveman huts dominate Horde architecture, along with dirt roads and spikey pieces of wood.

Horde music themes are cave chants instead of actual music.

Every Horde race sans a couple glorifies being a violent idiot.

… like, Horde has so many advanced races, but they act like violent morons from 3000 BC.

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A race that looks like toddlers probably shouldnt be moving like that lol

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It used to be like that, but as I said, the devs are bascially turning the Horde into Alliance 2.0. :dracthyr_shrug:

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*thinks back on the excellent native american themed songs added for the Tauren in Cata*

Yeah, I’m okay with you staying blueside.

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I want a cute race for Alliance

Two words, Void Elves

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