But then I went to Zereth Mortis.
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I never liked them because (1) they can fly and I’m jealous and (2) those stinkers poop on my house because they know they’re better than me!!
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Someone at Blizzard must have watched The Birds the day they brainstormed ZM. Because I feel like Tippi Hedren every time I take flight there.
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We need an old guy in a white suit armed with 13 herbs and spices to clear the skies for us (hopefully he’ll also bring us biscuits).
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Nathanos hates birds.
If you hate birds you are like Nathanos.
Don’t be like Nathanos.
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I know just the guy…
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All that time spent with BFA hanging out in Boralus and I never found this NPC. I feel like I missed something special I’ll never be able to get back.
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Technically they’re robots 
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Same here… how did I not find this guy? O.o
OMG I didn’t know this NPC existed! That’s awesome! 
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Then somebody needs to upload a virus to shut them down.
We’re all robots.
I liken Modern WoW to the early to middle seasons of Battlestar Galactica on Sci Fi.
We don’t know who is a Cylon, but we know that SOME of us are… and they have a plan.
(or maybe they don’t… SL is just… /sigh)
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I did too. Until we acquired a Cockatoo.
It was cluckin awful place.
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And the plan is all flappy sticks and bees.
I knew this was about ZM before clicking the thread. Between the birds and the flying Mawsworn, I’ve been knocked down a couple times.
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Illgynoth quotes:
“The lord of ravens will turn the key.”
“When their mistress beckons, nine ravens take flight. Each seeks a prize to earn her favor.”
THE BIRDS REALLY DO HAVE A PLAN!
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I’m gonna admit that my fresh 60s might have died a few times to the birds in ZM
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Wherever Nathanos is he’s probably responding with “Told you”
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@Birds-stormrage is a cool person, don’t hate them!