I told my wife to git good

[Goodberry-nazgrel (Goodberry)]

In my country practically nobody plays WoW. Absolutely nobody I know or know of.
99% of people would consider me crazy if they knew I do (and at my age too!).
And when I read threads like this one, I start to suspect that 99% is right…

[Beaupeep-draka (Beaupeep)]

So… how long have you been sleeping on the couch?

[Dionyseus-stormrage]

@Iskierkaa-stormrage

don’t-wait-for-the-healer-go-go-go arcane mage.

no arcane mage is going to have the go-go-go mentality, we need to drink as much as the healers for mana.

[Setiosiris-borean-tundra (Setiosiris)]

you told your hand to git good?

[Avril-burning-legion]

I was so happy when my wife stopped playing WoW. Luckily I only had to deal with it for two expansions.

[Avril-burning-legion]

Naw real man take the pan without flinching. It’s the natural order of things.

[Beexee-area-52]

@Wulm-aerie-peak

Have fun camping the sofa

I get it, it’s a universal joke…But at times, I am starting to think that this is real?
Like heck I’d go sleep on the couch if she is mad at me. She can go sleep on the couch.

[Avril-burning-legion]

I enjoy sleeping on the couch sometimes by my own volition. I’ve been married for 13 years. I could care less. She’s never made me do it, but if she’s being irritating I do it just to get away from her.

[Kikoa-gorefiend]

The couch can be a good place to go for some peace. I do it sometimes because my husband snores like a chainsaw.

[Beexee-area-52]

I sleep on the couch too when I game till 4am and she has to be up at 6am. I don’t want to wake her up with the door noise, foot steps, dog and so on.

Talking specifically about it as a punishment…Like, what…

[Avril-burning-legion]

I think you underestimate how whipped modern “men” are. I know people who walk on egg shells perpetually around their wives. It’s embarrassing.

[Bláckwood-moon-guard]

This. This. A hundred times this. When it comes down to it doing something you both enjoy is far more important at time. Mog runs. Doing low keys with her even if you dont need them. My wife and I have fun together doing things such as this, and shes a former mythic raider and I’m some scrub with aotc aspirations.

[Zuz-perenolde]

“And our daughter hasn’t fed her pet in years after demanding she get it!”

[Robokappa-sargeras (Robokappa)]

@Drednaut-illidan

Plowing through optimal paths of mobs, analyzing your rotation and simming your gear, so you can pump out bigger numbers doesn’t feel like playing a game.

then stop doing it and play at your own pace.

[Owie-senjin (Owie)]

Hope your couch is comfy.

[Sweetreverb-wyrmrest-accord]

Instead of telling your sweetheart to stop being trash, have you tried seriously, genuinely helping her? Or did you take the Dark Souls approach and complain on the forums first?

[Éve-illidan (Evê)]

@Normercy-aggramar

Rumor has it, later that night ,she replied with the same.

His wife must be a Monk

She just used Touch of Karma.

[Wulm-aerie-peak (Wulm)]

@Beexee-area-52

@Wulm-aerie-peak

Have fun camping the sofa

I get it, it’s a universal joke…But at times, I am starting to think that this is real?
Like heck I’d go sleep on the couch if she is mad at me. She can go sleep on the couch.

Jokes aside I sleep on the couch most nights. She has a sleep disorder and I probably have sleep apnea and haven’t gotten around to getting one of those machines or a sleep study.

[Irrenhaus-the-underbog (Irrenhaus)]

@Normercy-aggramar

Rumor has it, later that night ,she replied with the same.

The gentleman proceeded to look for a pug afterwards and the guild would later dissolve

[Lilithia-nagrand (Lilithia)]

I guess I’m lucky, I have never dated someone that’s not an excellent player compared to me in a long time…

Hmm I wonder if that’s part of why they left me?

Just something I think about…