I threw out my child’s Tamagotchi

This is how I’m protesting bots in arena. I also deleted my original saved file on my Pokémon Red. RIP Bulbaballs. How are you fighting bots in your neck of the woods?

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The Roomba is now cleaning the bottom of the dumpster out front.

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I downvoted every youtube vid I found of people doing the bot dance

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I shot my toaster with my .44 magnum, when the police arrived I explained the issue and we proceeded to shoot every advanced electrical appliance in my house. I am sending this message via the Nokia brick that was impervious to gunfire

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If I walk into a lan party to see Roombas playing ele at 2800 rating I’m going to lose it.

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While mines having difficulties sucking up the crystalized splash zone of ritas i spilled

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Real time footage of an ele bot rushing to their desktop to refute a ban.

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I called my mom.

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In Sarah Connor we trust.

#WomanCrushWednesday :dracthyr_love_animated:

If I take the Blue Pill instead will it mean I won’t fight bots anymore?

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You take the blue pill… the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

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Dang it, but I’m a sucker for Cherry Mike and Ike candy.

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Did you even check to make sure it wasn’t a Decepticon first?

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We have a sophisticated method to ensure that none of our appliances are either bots or decepticons. If we suspect that one is, we just bring Shia Labeouf in to have a violent mental break down on any suspected appliances. If it doesn’t react, it’s not a decepticon.

Decepticons are enemies of the bots, so harming them is helping bots

I didn’t say I was harming them. I was just identifying them.

That lets the bots know who to ooga booga

Not if Shia Labeouf has anything to say about it.