WC1 - The Warming Legion established a Legion Chilli factory in Draenor. At first, the Orcs enjoyed the Chilli, but after a while the factory caused global warming. The Orcs then moved to Azeroth. The humans welcomed them to Azeroth and pointed them to some unoccupied lands they could settle on.
WC2ToD - The humans make friends with the Elves, Gnomes and Dwarves because friendship is good. Likewise, the Orcs make friends with the Trolls, Goblins and Ogres. They all also learn how to make boats for fishing and entertainment purposes. Their cruise ships are particularly successful. Also the Dark Portal breaks due to lack of investment in infrastructure.
WC2BtDP - The humans go to Draenor as part of an excursion but unfortunately global warming reaches critical levels and the planet explodes.
WC3RoC - Thrall and Jaina decide to take the Orcs and Humans across the ocean to find new lands and have a good time. There, they meet the Tauren and Night Elves and they all become friends. Meanwhile, Prince Arthas left his home to work for Icecream Citadel. Icecream Citadel and the Warming Legion tried a joint business venture in Kalimdor selling chilli icecream, but there was poor reception bu the Orcs, Humans and Night Elves. Illidan decided to leave and start his own chilli company.
WC3tFT - After their unsuccessful partnership, the Warming Legion and Icecream Citadel became business rivals. Arthas worked really hard to beat the competition, and as a result, he was promoted and became the Lick King of Icecream Citadel.
WoW - The Orcs befriended some former employees of Icecream Citadel, and the Humans became very close friends with the Night Elves. Then a lot of unrelated things happened. Vanilla was kind of a mess lol
tBC - Illidan and his new company, the Snack Temple, started taking too much water from the reservoirs of Outland. The people asked him to stop. Meanwhile, the Warming Legion tried to sell Chilli in Quel’danas, but although Prince Kael’thas was a fan, the rest of the population found it to be too spicy. Unfortunately Prince Kael’thas had too much chilli and he perished on the toilet.
WotLK - A group of disgruntled employees of Icecream Citadel left to start their own company, the Lemon Flake. Meanwhile, Arthas decided to expand his business, but they were sued by the Argent Truetrade for their unfair business practices. They went bankrupt and the loss of all his money made Arthas very sad and he died of sad like Padme.
Cata - Long ago, Breathwing was convinced by some elderly folks that the world had too much light and it needed a bit of shadow, so now he tried to bring about the Hour of Twilight, but the other dragons told him that he shouldn’t do that. He also died of sad.
MoP - The friends of Azeroth found a new continent called Pandaria, full of Pandas. Everybody became friends, except Garrosh, who hated friendship. Garrosh also hated Legion chilli, so he started drinking tentacle juice instead. Eventually, everybody told Garrosh to stop being such a grump, and he left in rage to a different timeline because he was such a grumpypants.
WoD - Garrosh tried to remake the Orcs in his image, all grumpy with no Chilli, but he failed. The Warming Legion started a new restaurant in Tanaan called Hellfried Chicken. Health inspectors closed the place, but not before Archimonde sent Gul’dan to Azeroth with the mission to open the ultimate restaurant!
Leg - Gul’dan opened the ultimate Warming Legion Chilli restaurant in called the Boom of Sargeras. Legion chilli flew everywhere, and it was a mess. Illidan returned, and went to speak with the manager. When that didn’t work, he went to speak with the CEO. To this day, they are still speaking.
BfA - More boat stuff. Then we found some cyborgnomes and then N’zoth showed up trying to sell tentacle juice but the people of Azeroth said “no thank you”. BfA was kind of a mess too lol
Shadowlands - Turns out Sylvanas had been in talks with the mystery investor of Icecream Citadel. They started talking of a new business, a new dessert to die for. The friends of Azeroth went to the Shadowlands to convince Sylvanas that this new guy wasn’t to be trusted, and she almost managed to talk Anduin into joining her. In the end, Sylvanas saw the error of her ways and started doing some community service.
Dragonflight - Some dragons started flying and stuff.
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