I predict we may get a benefical blue post today

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Fingers crossed

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Blue post: “Be sure to not go swimming after eating a big meal”

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Blue post: 'Don’t stick forks or other metal objects into electrical outlets."

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That’s good for 71 likes and 15 wacky responses.

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This is a medical myth.

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Nope :c :cry:

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Blue post: Do not wear socks and sandals together.

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But it keeps sand out of my sandals when I wear socks over them.

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Wait… what?!?

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hehe

Blue post: “Look before you leap.”

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Blue post: Please stop data-mining stuff; you may not understand its purpose, it makes us have to do rumour control, wastes everyone’s time and has created disappointment. Also… play nice, play fair.

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ehh too realistic! :sunglasses:

Blue post: " Soon™. "

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I predict that I will throw my Krait at a tree today.

But hey it’s made of a plastic called Blizzard Champion so there is that.
Maybe the blue post will pop up at the exact moment that disc pops into that tree :smiley:

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Except if you’re an American retiree.

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Unless you’re from New York and are down at the shore. Then it’s fine.

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It’s NEVER fine!

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Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

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Blue post: “Guys, this alpha is so fun!”

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eeek best one!

Blue post (inside the alpha): “Who is Captain Placehol…der…oh look a recipe for gloves that proc fire damage. Gonna buy it.”
fast forward several hours later
Blue post (inside the alpha): “Uh do these whelps not have scales?”

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Lol dont forget all the other animals missing vital organs (looking at you boar intestines and zherva hooves)

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