I only feel good when i play wow

When i’m not able to play wow i only think about when i can play again and what i will do when i play. In car rides i stare out the window thinking about wow. My girlfriend left me because she doesnt hold my attention. We rarely, you know, because i’d rather play wow. I’ve lost 50lbs this year alone because i dont eat. Not that i dont want to eat or dont like food, i just dont have anyone to make it for me and it takes too much time to do so myself. I’ve trained myself to only need 4 hours of sleep. Trained. I dont even need an alarm. Aspirations? My only dreams for the future involve Shadowlands.

but i am happy. i dont know even why.

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You have ascended. This is enlightenment.

In all seriousness, if this isn’t a troll post, then you really need to talk to someone and get you perspective un-skewed.

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i dont know what even to do tbqh will i regret it some day?

Thanks for sharing, I guess.

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extremely believable post

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Some people only feel good in nipple clamps, it’s ok.

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Not good man, not good at all,

The only companion you have is “the hand” along with hand cream to please as you will,

I’d recommend Moon Guard Goldshire!

Shame your girl left you…shame indeed

I feel like all of what you just said is setting up for a punchline.

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You are living the life man, enjoy.

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op that was me in the burning crusade era enjoy your time in wow good sir
/salute

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OP - I think you need a game break. Enjoy life. There is so many amazing things to enjoy.

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Right now? Between virus’s and rioting, i’m not so sure lol. Maybe the nipple clamps aren’t really that bad of an idea.

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In the long run , you are going to ruin your health without enough sleep . I know i have been their and done that.
Get eight hours of sleep per day . Don’t worry about WoW .
WoW will be there in the morning when you wake up .

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Feeling this way about WoW at any point is problematic.

Feeling this way about BFA is downright horrifying.

You’re basically living my nightmare scenario where this game that, in its current state, I’d rather go mow my lawn than actually play… suddenly becomes the thing I cannot live without.

That is the sad truth for most of WoW’s community .

You are disciplined and hardcore, you have nothing to worry about.

You might want to try and get it down to maybe 2 hours though if you want to keep up in Shadowlands. Possibly even just do micro naps for 40 secs an hour, you can do this on flight paths etc.

Intravenous food line would be the ticket, or you can just order pizza and have them toss it through the window, promise an extra $5 tip if they make your gaming desk.

You will have to stand up and walk to the bathroom, I don’t suggest a bucket, when you accidentally kick them over it’s annoying, and then when you purposefully launch them…nvm…use the bathroom is my point.

You should use reset day to shower (Thanks Akston for that one) you have nothing to gain by being smelly, a clean gamer is a good gamer.

Good luck!

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Invest in a catheter, the time saved adds up.

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/kneel
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I also enjoy physical pain.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why we read the forums.

Well done, you two. Well freaking done. :smiley:

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