I have a package of dry cookies. Would any female tauren give me a fresh blast of cow juice to help wash them down?
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Highmountain tauren milk tastes a little off. I prefer mine pastured in Mulgore.
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I mistakenly clicked on the store instead of the forums and Blizzard was advertising the newest Hearthstone expansion. I saw this…
And I was like I bet Poxiumsprime would like her since he seems to like Tauren lol.
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Picture this, a cow mount with a vendor on it. Sells only dairy products and milk.
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Cost: 20 million gold.
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Oh, aren’t you just a peach? Let’s have a go at your tail. I promise you exquisite pleasure.
I instantly knew who the OP was just by reading the title.
Never stop being yourself, Poximusprime.
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the title reminded me of the he needs some milk meme 
Ask a void elf. I hear they want their tentacles to be milked, whatever that means. But hey, I’m just a goat.
I hate milk but you definitely can’t have cookies with dipping them in milk! 
ur not getting any of my milk
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Now, you say that now. However, I can be persuasive. How about we talk about this over dinner?
Protect the female taurens
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What, are you thirsty too? We can share, they have a multi-tap.
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thirsty on multiple levels…
Removed next patch.
ur a zombie u dont even need to eat food to survive
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It’s not the nutritional value I desire, but the act itself is enrapturing.