I need a foot massage

All this walking around in WoW tires out the feet. Can we have an indoor mount?

stretches feet in the air and wiggles toes

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Is this some weird foot fetish thread?

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Nope. Howdy neighbor.

wiggles toes

x doubt

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shrugs and wiggles toes

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You just need to make a priest friend to levitate you. Then your pristine toes will glide effortlessly over the filthy floor.

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That’s actually great advice. I completely forgot about that.

Thanks friend.

wiggles toes with excitement

Every Majinbewm thread is a foot fetish thread if you think about it too much.

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Pretty much. He is over the top and will spam the forum with these type of comments / threads.

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best commercial ever in the history of commercials… :joy:

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I’m retiring this character. I try to bring fun to the forums and I get constantly battered.

No more Majinbewm. You win Internet. Another casualty from people whose hearts are made of stone. Farewell.

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Don’t be like that. Don’t focus on the people who dislike you. Focus on the smiles you bring to people that appreciate your kind of fun. Personally, I love people with gimmicks. You, Celebrate, the “I see you posted about foot massages” guy. You make the forum fun.

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It’s a totally normal troll foot fetish thread. Totally normal. :+1:

:frowning:

Can we please make it so we don’t see threads from posters who are on ignore?

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Hey majinbewm, hows it hangin?

Don’t you have, like, only 2 toes to wiggle?

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This is why my only troll alt is a priest, so they can give those poor tired troll dogs a rest as often as possible.

/moo :cow:

The life of a troll is a mysterious one.

Wash your feet.