I’m so angry

I’m so freaking angry right now!! Like, why?!?! What were they thinking?! WHAT THE FREAKING FREAK WHY?!?!

Whenever I go around and throw tauren men on the ground so I can rub their big hoovsies, they always complain and look at me like a weirdo!!!

Like, it’s not MY fault your hooves are so big and cute and you’re cute, like. WHY DO YOU BLAME ME?! I’m so FREAKING MAD!!!

You freaking tauren beefcakes, I know your reading this…

Show me ur hooves before I call the Kor’kron on you!! Check your cow privilege!!! YOU MEANIE MOO MOO!!!

I’M SO ANGRY RAWRRRRR!!!

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=.=

Weirdo.

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I…uh…um…

Hrm.

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Protecc the tauren!

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(;ω;)

Nein!! The tauren hoovsies are my charge!!

I need more coffee.

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You are just as dangerous as the OP is in regards to Tauren.

My Tauren are 100% satisfied in their new home thank you very much.

Whatever you’re paying those tauren, I’ll pay double.

sarah mclaughlin song playing in the background

Everyday a poor Tauren is threatened by fanatics who are obsessed with them. Will you be the answer, will you help protecc the tauren!

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I take it you’ve never been within smelling distance of an actual cow before.

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How bout you smell me and find out

sniff sniff

Wine… cheese…

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They smell like wildflowers

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Um, that is 3rd-Millenia Zin-Azshari-Class Arcwine, to you. :wine_glass:

As for the cheese… I think you can guess where that’s from~

… is that a mole?

Could be a bite mark. Or she’s just that beautiful :cow::sparkling_heart:

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If you are looking to date a Tauren, you are doing it wrong.

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I’m scared of how accurately this portrays me.