Bathtubs are reverse boats.
Share your own mindblowers/cursed sentences here.
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The brain named itself.
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Moonlight is reflected sunlight but vampires dont get killed by it
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Until the early 70s, it was against municipal law for the “decrepit, deformed, or feeble” to be seen in public in Chicago.
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It was what?
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We drive on parkways and park in driveways.
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We tiptoe and have fingertips, but never tipfinger or have toetips.
Do they call it, “Sand,” because its found between the Sea and the Land?
What about deserts?
We put cargo in ships and shipments in cars.
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Spicy food is BDSM for the tongue.
Hides Tobasco Bottle
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Humans are just poop guns
Eating is simply reloading
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what have you brought to this cursed earth
These 7 bookshelves i had installed in my garage, and knaaaaawledge
There is an area in Yellowstone National Park where a loophole exists that technically makes it impossible to prosecute any crimes committed there.
Wyoming has jurisdiction over all of Yellowstone Park, but Yellowstone overlaps into Idaho. And since the law says the trial must be held in both the same district and state where the crime occurred, and because the Idaho part of Yellowstone is uninhabited, no jurors from that area could be chosen and therefore any defendant would not legally have a fair trial, meaning you could technically murder someone there and not be punished for it.
It’s called “the Zone of Death” and now you know.
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You forget the possibility of a jury consisting of bears and beetles and stuff
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Has to be a jury of your peers. Just because I poop in the woods doesn’t make me a bear.
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The ocean is salty because it waves to us and we never wave back.
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You can see your nose at all times.
You can always hear yourself swallow and now that you’re reminded of that, you realize you swallow really loudly.