I just died to an afk player. PLZ REMOVE CORRUPTION!

Literally just trying to get my pandaland pvp quest done and im destroying literally 1v3’s, im good not a nobb i have almost 1 million hk’s on this account that’s why this is relevant, and i head back to the thunder king guy to turn in a quest and im 24/25 kills and i see down below by the flightpath a red named druid. Typical alliance always afk after flights, what do you even do go to mcdonalds during flight paths? i dont even. Anyway i land, pop my swifty macro and booom. I’m literally insta gibbed with a Release on my screen…

THIS IS NOT REAL PVP BLIZZARD. WHAT DID YOU DO TO RUIN PVP?

i check my recap because im thinking this guy is hacking and i see
400k Twighlight Devistation. of course i go check to see on wowhead and its from a corruption proc. Like what? HE CAN KILL ANYONE IN THE GAME EVEN WHEN AFK??? IS THIS EVEN REAL?

this game is literally a joke now. what the heck…

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Things that totally happened

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lol, to be fair, the entire corruption system is a bad joke :rofl:

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So… you stood directly in front of a guardian druid that was AFK? You deserved to get oneshot.

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Someone with TL3 post that Nelson gif going haha for me please,thanks.

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Also how twilight devestation just procced itself for 400k, which requires a tank with well and truly north of 1 mill health and redlining corruptions that should be killing him immediately.

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Why were you standing directly in front of them as a Mage if they were AFK? Lol

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i say give it about 3 more months and it will be gone with the shadowlands prepatch.

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With current corruption resist levels, you can “safely” run (as in, no imminent doom debuff) T7 Twilight Devastation.

Assuming the guardian druid has exactly 1 million health, that’s 360k damage from a single hit, before factoring in versatility, which ranges between… 10-20% unbuffed, I think? After factoring it in, the damage is 396k-432k, before factoring in if it crit or not.

You don’t need to redline TD to instagib people with it.

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  1. This is hilarious from an outside perspective.
  2. Corruption is not in Shadowlands, so we don’t have to worry.
  3. We all hate corruption, trust me.
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Wins at 1v3s. Loses at 1v0s.

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Hah! Somebody better call the burn ward.

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OP got tyrannosaurus rekt.

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Who is we all? I love corruption

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You have some of my favorite quick takes

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watch it be worse with the revamped and tweaked covenant system once players figure out the optimal setups.

And attempting to kill an AFK player is this so-called “Real PvP”?

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When the target dummy hits you back and you realize you’re on the tanking dummy.

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This is why guardian druid frost dk healer is a 2400 comp in 3v3 atm.

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