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It’s not about the Void corruption (which I think is cool), it’s about their origin story that is the problem.

What Blizzard could have wrote about them:

Void Elves were originally a whole army of High Elves that followed Alleria through the Dark Portal (which actually did happen in Warcraft 2 Lore) but over time learned to control and become part of Void.

Instead Blizzard did this:

A couple of Blood Elves dabbling in shadow/void magic suddenly got booted for dabbling in dark magics while Warlocks, Shadow Priests, Death Knights and Demon Hunters were exempt from being kicked out. It’s like Blood Elves have no sense of logic?

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I think we need to perform an emergency brain surgery option on Jank. Remember elfs=dumb and ugly. Now if we talking void goblins that’s another story. Goblin Masta race!

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Oh wow, could you imagine the business opportunities Void Goblins could get up too?! Inter-dimensional sales merchants, portals for hire, unleashing twisted abominations upon your competitors. Not to mention the colour schemes, hair styles and tendrils?

Blizzard, babydoll. Void Goblins.

Make. It. So.

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I would be OK with this. That said, if he was really into all that, he totally could have gone the Goblin Shadow Priest route.

He didn’t.

He went fawning head over heals with drool to the elves.

Jank is a traitor to all Goblin kind.

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:see_no_evil::hear_no_evil::speak_no_evil:

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I absolutely detest elves in this game. But…I can actually play void elves without wanting to retch.

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I haven’t invested this much effort into my characters since my original Goblin rogue back in the day.

GET HIMMMM! ! !

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Oh yeah, that Jank guy eh? What a poseur, eh? I say we string him up by his credit cards and shred all his bank accounts right in front of him. Eh.

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I see no problem here.

Carry on.

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You should just join us full-time, Jank. See, the difference between Alliance and Horde is that while Alliance won’t ever chastise you for experimenting with the Horde, the Horde will tear your head off for even mentioning the Alliance.

It’s a lot better for your health if you just go ahead and lean over towards us. We’ll let you play all the void elves, goblins, and gilgoblins you want.

As long as your loyalty lies firmly with us.

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Seems like a losing battle when it comes to profit, my flea-ridden pal. I can make more moolah playing both you suck-, ah, Factions. Then I could ever make with just one. :moneybag:

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They are a glorious race on a boring faction. Id play them nonetheless

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You are very much mistaken. We’ve no qualms about somebody playing a race because of a class restriction. I’ve got a BE Paladin myself, whom is contracted with my Goblins company, and a Gnome on the Alliance side. It’s the fawning part as he makes a puddle of drool at elves… ELVES. I mean come on. Even Worgen are cooler than elves. Ya gotta admit that.

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… these elves have tendrils and are all void-y? :pleading_face:

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Well duh.

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Draenei Shadow Priest. crosses arms

NO EXCUSES. ELVES!!!

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Oh… that’s actually a really good point. Uhm.

Ahem. :male_detective:

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Thank you for appreciating the Ren’dorei.

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