I have a confession

I don’t actually like vulpera.

  • I hate digitigrade legs, not only because they make literally no sense for a bipedal animal, but because I think they look ugly, plus they can’t wear shoes.
  • I don’t like that they don’t have hair, I enjoy flippy floppy ponytails and whatnot on other races.
  • Their casting animations are bad.
  • Their arms are too long and border on creepy.
  • I actually highly dislike dogs (and foxes are a dog).
  • They don’t have a sprint animation.

That all said, female vulpera have an adorable voice over, and it’s the only real thing I like about them. They’re a short race which I like, but gnomes (and to a lesser extent goblins) are better due to, you know, normal legs that make sense for a planet that has gravity, and hair. Female gnome’s voice is so quiet you can hardly hear it, but they still beat out vulpera.

Sorry for lying to you all!

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Wow, tell us how you really feel.

I like everything about them except their legs and feet while running, something looks off, but it does for all the small toons. Y’all look wobbly somehow.

I love. LOVE the laugh.

Looks great in a top hat.

Good racials.

Horde

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Birds say what?

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Birds say wings? For any animal that is primarily designed around walking / running, digitigrade makes legit no sense as you’d have basically zero stamina, as it takes much more effort / energy to move. Plus you have way worse balance.

Also another reason I dislike them. I can’t stand Horde.

And also, “Hey we were enslaved by genocidal psychopaths for generations! So let’s team up with genocidal psychopaths whose only purpose in life is chest thumping stupidity and murder!” It surely makes sense.

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Birds aren’t real theory confirmed. No one tell the cassowaries that they’re allowed to fly or it’s over for all of us.

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True in general

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You are forgiven.

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they look so cute while they run. it’s like they’re in a hurry and look like they’re on a mission lol.
:cherries:

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My confession is I don’t mind them. Or blood elves.

I joke around that both need to be put in a sack with some stones and thrown off a bridge but the truth is I think they’re fine as a Horde race.

They’re just not my thing.

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Eventually everyone will admit to the same. It’s scientifically proven that nobody actually likes Vulpera.

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That’s… some joke.

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Vulpera are fun to wipe with. In raids I mean.

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Digitigrade bipedal animals ruled this planet more or less uncontested for nearly 200 million years.

It was probably a pretty fine body plan.

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Many more animals were quadrupedal, a lot of dinosaurs were too.

Today, and in recordable history, digitigrade animals are not bipedal, sans birds because they spend more time flying than walking.

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:skull: :bird:

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Dinosaurs and birds are very, very different.

Theropods had giant tails full of muscles that helped pull on the leg bones (and acted as counterbalances), they had organs that were shifted backwards to help balance them, and they were kind of pseudo-bipedal. A lot of them moved like pangolins, and would spend a lot of time walking on all fours.

Birds, while bipedal, are (largely) reliant on flight for their major locomotion, and it doesn’t matter if digitigrade is less efficient for being bipedal.

Vulpera, tauren, draenei and worgen legit would not be able to walk like they do. They’d be bent over to stay balanced, and their bodies would not be built like a normal person’s would. Digitigrade is a much, much smaller fulcrum, and balance is much, much harder. That’s why birds and theropods extend both directions over their legs, to balance themselves.

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Mr & Mrs Ostrich would like to have a word…

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Most birds like ostriches went extinct for a reason.

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Bro applying biology to fantasy is so funny.

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Gravity exists, fantasy or not.