I hate the alliance

I hate the alliance
They have yet to pay
But they will
My family.
My friends.
My traditional orcish upbringing.
ROBBED

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Go back to harvesting lumber silly Orc peon.

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You can keep on attacking and killing us but we’re going to keep on turning the other cheek and subjecting you to our ultimate revenge: Guilt

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And yet…all through Shadowlands, you’ve helped their past and present leaders like Anduin, Jaina and Uther.

Are you sure you hate them?

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You can’t hate us, we’re cute! (✿◕‿◕)

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That was Gul’Dan and Kil’Jaeden.
If you’re gonna rp, know the lore :rofl:

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When confronted with a screaming Orc charging at you with an axe, the best defense is to collapse, curl up into a ball, and cry while begging for your life. It will suck all the honor out of what he’s doing and he’ll start to hate himself more than he hates you.

Edit: This only works if you’re sexy, cute, or generally kawaii. It will not work if you’re ugly. Sorry fellow Dwarves.

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Yeah!

Wait . . .

NO!

Those our OUR Ashenvale trees! GET OUT

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I thought we were friends :cry:

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On the forms we are, but if I saw you in game. Especially with warmode on. I wouldn’t hesitate on slaughtering you

Fite me dung hut dweller :rage:

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I don’t like 'em cause they’re too pretty and they have gnomes. Gimme the gnomes!

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Blame Gul’dan (the Orc) for corrupting your people and invading Azeroth.

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may the fleas of a thousand Tauren infest your bed sheets as you sleep tonight.

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That’s ok, Crug. We still love you.

Well, more pity. But that is a kind of love.

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Right back at you orc.

takes swig of ale

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Blame the demons for that.

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Mine hitherto neutral home was by thy blighted allies assailed and fair Prince, Liam, lain low resultant orders of the paragon of orcish crassitude and savagery for want of a port.
Hate and posture as thou wilt, but know not one ounce of thy suffering is undeserved.

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What is a “traditional orcish upbringing” anyhow? Is there something special about the mud on Draenor? Surely, you can play in and eat all the mud you want right there on Azeroth and it’d be the same, right?

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you hate me? :frowning:

/waggle

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