I got up at the crack of noon

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To play WoW and the servers are down… Heck, I even had a SHOWER so that I didn’t stink while I no lifed WoW all day. I want my money back and compensation for my struggle.

Thanks

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/sniff sniff

Take a 2nd shower

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It was a speed shower tbh…

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Make sure you get behind your ears.

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Have you had breakfast? What about second breakfast?

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Did have a bowl of eggs too!

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Ewww… the smell of wet Alliance Dog D: Gross.

On a serious note, I am kinda surprised servers are still down. Last few patches the maintenance ended well before their estimated time frames. Oh well, still got 3 hours till its time to panic :wink:

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Maybe put some shoes on, take a nice little jog and come back. Get your exercise in now if you’re not going to be getting up for a while.
THEN, when you come back, take your second shower.

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Wait, people put eggs in bowls? I mean, I guess they fit in there… But I just never even think about putting them in a bowl.

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Its -30c where I live. And thats during the day. D:

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Utilize your latent nordic heritage to ignore the cold. It’ll put hair on your face… chest… legs… back…
You know what, it’ll put hair everywhere, but it’s worth it!

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Don’t forget to wash . . . . . . . . . . . THAT . . . . . . . . [points to tail]

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I like the bowl cause then all my salt and pepper is concentrated on my eggies. Also I dont eat any of the extra crap like bacon or whatever else people eat with eggs.

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Slap.

In.

The.

FACE!!!

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1/2 day at work, blizzard owe me moni if it not back when I come back!

Shower in human form… easier to clean.

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Extra crap?? Breakfast food is the best food.

I can no longer speak to you. Begone!

…Wait, this is your thread. I shall begone then! :stuck_out_tongue:

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Im sorry I really just dont like pork. :frowning:

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It does say right on the launcher that the servers will be down until approximately 3pm

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I woke up at 10:30, took a show.

WoW offline

I cleaned, boiled, and peeled fresh beets

WoW still offline

I went and baked a sack of potatoes

WoW still offline

I squeezed garlic and made a garlic and balsamic vinaigrette

WoW still offline

I peeled and sliced onions, then washed and sliced tomatoes

WoW still offline

I washed and chopped a head of lettuce, bell pepper, and cucumber

WoW still offline

I prepared a glorious salad

WoW still offline

I ate the salad and hand washed the salad bowl and salad dish

WoW still Offline…

SELF DESTRUCTS

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