I got scammed by a goblin

So I would like to get a refund, in short, a goblin sold me Teldrassil so I could start my own coal company and become even richier than in my sweetest dreams.

I tought it was a fair deal, I gave 5 million to the goblin who owned the tree, now whenever I try to land on Teldrassil, I take damage and I have to port back…

Its clear I got scammed and I would like to know how am I supposed to get a refund?

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/sets up a make shift Lawyers office
I can help, but it’s going to cost you half of the 5 million upfront.

/makes sure flying mount is ready to go

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i am not sure i should trust a gnome wearing a diaper o.O

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Of course you can, you trusted a Goblin and Gnomes are far more trustworthy.

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The goblin was on our payroll. It was a scheme to trick hairbrained tauren to go to Teldrassil so we could get our hands on some roast beef.

The scheme clearly didn’t work, which is why I’m admitting to it now.

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You trusted a goblin to sell you something?

You probably signed a waver forfeiting your right to sue or get a refund, so you may as well get to work trying to make the money back.

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It’s in their DNA/blood to do that.

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ha

Sorry for your loss. I do have a better offer, some swamp land in Florida…

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I think your assets went up in smoke and the rest are gone with the wind sorry Scarlett

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I hope you learned your lesson…never trust a goblin.

Isn’t being scammed pretty much a given when dealing with Goblins?

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Can’t trust any 4 feet and below or small long ears race.

The goblin didn’t really scam you. You just didn’t take the time to do your proper research. Knowledge is power.

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so no one is giving me any solution?

i really need to get the gold back, i have a dead uncle that i never heard off who wants to give me all his money but i have to send 500k to the layer in charge of the succession!!!

I also need 1m to help my goblin princess gf who is trapped in the undermine and want to join me so we can live our true love

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Scamming is what goblins do… buyer beware.

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Yes, you certainly can! Now, OP, let’s talk insurance. To make sure you’re covered if anything like this happens again, I’ll set you up with our Deluxe Scam Package. For a one-time payment of 5 million gold, you’re set from here on out!

sure, as soon as i get my heritage from my dead uncle

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