I found something!

Lets see here. After digging with these set of coordinates, I found two bags of sand, a wand of Dracthyr origin, some peacebloom, and… heck! A peanut butter and jelly sandwich!

Its a little too big. Anybody want a piece…?

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Are you trying to outcrazy a certain vulpera?

Vulpera are just gnomes in their fursuit. Could be the same person tbh

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Don’t lie to people if you don’t know what they are just admit it.

Vulpera are elusive little buggers. They are also pre-goblins. If you get a Vulpera wet they multiply. If you feed them after midnight they form a cocoon and when they hatch they emerge as a Goblin.

This is where Goblins come from kids :exploding_head:

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I didn’t know this lore as I’ve never made a vulpera. ty for the info

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It’s all true. These fluffy ears aren’t real.

Sylvanpaw casually pops off a headband revealing the ears were fake the whole time.

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no ones more crazy than i am.

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Vulpera are just gnomes in a Fursuit though.

Remember, Vulperia have a knack for pilfering goods and finding troves of treasure with little effort and leaving nearly zero trace of their presence. Vulperia are just unshaved ghoulies. If goblins “were” vulperia, the trait would carry over. We goblins not only search for hidden treasures, but we proliferate the topography terrain to quantify the quality of Goblinhood and hoodlums leaving the populace and ecosystem in a better place than it was before we found it.

We are not like gremlins, but are akin to the harden Steele creatures Critters. We breed enmass and when bunched together expand out knowledge across multiple planets through the Power of the Night and occasional Jazz (Vulperia hate Jazz and only listen to cafe versions of alto sax remixes of Bryan Adams.)

This is exactly what you are.

Vulpera= Mogwai
Goblin= Gremlin

I would think I’m already there by maining a Mechagnome.

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https://youtu.be/9zmcV0pIKKg?si=hECXp9gNfpkSuF7w

Goblins = Crites / Critters, Destroy full ecosystems though various means of mystical and technological usage, use of advanced technology, will attempt rudimentary conning and blackmail against more advanced foes, will steal and alter tech for any advantage to gain food (or profit) with uncheck breeding and travel, and tend to be far more dangerous in groups than alone.

Gnomes = Mogwai / Gremlin, they are more akin to gnomes and leper gnomes due to the polar shift and their own hubris of not truly fighting to maintain themselves and often create their own worse enemies who happen to spill out onto neighboring communities bringing unorganized chaos and sickness with them.

Vulpera = Ghoulies, knack for hidding and finding mystical (most often cursed) items, with the ability absolute mischief upon their arrival and willingly wanting to enter places even gnomes and goblins would dare question. Often and seen as unchecked terrors and allies among different ideologies.

Dwarves = Garbage Pail Kids, Creator of their own problems, as well tend to get along with other outcasts but try to hold higher standards despite not actually meeting them, themselves.

Complete with a dancing Male Tauren!

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Look, more hidden footprints!

:milky_way: :ocean: :milky_way: :ocean:

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Aha! I accept your dancing challenge!

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This right here, made it all worth it.

:clap: