think about it. what is her trademark signature…the feet? WRONG!
its her smirk. always smirking. I can just see it now. reading smirk magazine.
“how to make your smirk its most malicious”
“top 10 ways to make a smirk that will drive her human male paladin wild with desire”
“best tips for how to defy wrinkles around your mouth and make that smirk youthful again.”
“to smirk or snark” our experts weigh in.
high elves annoying you we got a smirk that will wipe that grin off their face. our experts tell all!
“we rank the 10 hottest smirks in all azeroth”
“the hottest lip gloss to perk up that smirk”
10 do and dont’s of sun care to keep those lips their smirkiest
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“She does have a wicked powerful smirk.”
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She’s not smirking. That is her physiological reaction to any time the player character sends out a meme in the DM’s
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“She smirked at me, and I don’t do memes, much less DMs.”
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dm’s are direct messages. like the ones you would get in discord.
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“I was referring to sending them to HER. I do not DM HER. But I STILL get smirked at.”
/lol
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dont call me out like this. i just sent her a florkofcows meme!
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I definitely got some “Oh lord, we’re going to end up working with her. Why, god. Why.” Vibes when it’s revealed that the dark heart was stolen.
Then my eyes rolled so far into the back of my head that I could see my own brain. And it was empty.
Also am I the only one that’s just now putting together all of the Dark Heart/Black Blood = Heart of Azeroth/Azerite parallels? Xal’atath is just doing the old-god version of BfA.
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“You are NOT alone in this thought.”
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I gave xala’tath far too much credit for being intelligent. This last patch has shown otherwise.
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that was clear in minutes.
Hahaha, you didn’t know it was me!
that well planted, i’d see high rates of “accidental” deaths for people who’d mess up plans.
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her tattoos are cool too
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She really wants her smirk to be her signature trait, but the damn camera man has different ideas…
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Xal is a Sunday forum troll poster for sure.
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With what they’re doing to tank Brann, maybe Xala’tath SHOULD win.
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I’m just waiting on them to reuse Arthas again and say he was under her control.
Its still cool to use
Right?
WeakAura that shows an animated/rotating picture of her feet during Lust
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I can fix her
The tauren call her Smirkfoot.
Wait a minute…
/gets out the whiteboard
Smirk
Mirk
Murk
Murky
The feet don’t have webbed toes. She’s misdirecting with those dangling little piggies. We’re obviously dealing with some kind of Murloc Great Old One Conspiracy. Gathering more intel…