I’ve thought a lot about this. I don’t think I’m wrong.
Nyeh heh heh heh heh!
slinks back into the shadows
That’s crazy, they are totally cooking their dinners with their flames. Next thing you’ll claim I’m not really a panda. skillfully types with claws, wiping sniffles away with tail hanky
I am Matt Roloff in real life… Gotta go, pumpkin season is just around the corner…
Dragons>Dinosaurs>Birbs>Birbs aren’t real, so logic checks out.
Go get’em cancel culture!!! We’re all appropriating another’s culture. I’m not a dwarf, how dare I pretend to be! I swear, I will trim my beard right away!
I’m an elf IRL.
May I recommend starting?
Next you’re gonna tell me that I don’t harness the power of elemental fury in real life
Thank you for the healthy giggle right before I clock in to work <3
You may not.
People at work get real upset when I use lava burst IRL.
If I was a real life orc I would be breaking everything I touch due to my strength.
gently tapping on phone
I’d say I’m at least closer to one than not
As a RL Elf I would be absolutely shocked to find out that anyone in this forum wasn’t exactly who their chosen character implied they were.
I never get caught in traffic since i fly everywhere.
Wow everyone’s got cool powers and I’m now an alcoholic with a weight problem? Great.
Uh, OP, you’re a day late.