I don't think Dracthyr forum users are Dracthyr in real life

I’ve thought a lot about this. I don’t think I’m wrong.

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Nyeh heh heh heh heh!

slinks back into the shadows

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That’s crazy, they are totally cooking their dinners with their flames. Next thing you’ll claim I’m not really a panda. skillfully types with claws, wiping sniffles away with tail hanky

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I am Matt Roloff in real life… Gotta go, pumpkin season is just around the corner… :jack_o_lantern:

Dragons>Dinosaurs>Birbs>Birbs aren’t real, so logic checks out.

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Go get’em cancel culture!!! We’re all appropriating another’s culture. I’m not a dwarf, how dare I pretend to be! I swear, I will trim my beard right away!

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I’m an elf IRL.

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May I recommend starting? :stuck_out_tongue:

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Next you’re gonna tell me that I don’t harness the power of elemental fury in real life :roll_eyes:

Thank you for the healthy giggle right before I clock in to work <3

You may not.

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People at work get real upset when I use lava burst IRL.

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If I was a real life orc I would be breaking everything I touch due to my strength.

gently tapping on phone

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I’d say I’m at least closer to one than not :dracthyr_uwu:

As a RL Elf I would be absolutely shocked to find out that anyone in this forum wasn’t exactly who their chosen character implied they were.

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I never get caught in traffic since i fly everywhere. :dracthyr_yay_animated:

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Wow everyone’s got cool powers and I’m now an alcoholic with a weight problem? Great.

Uh, OP, you’re a day late.