I Don't Bathe or Shower

Today I learned GD doesn’t think Taurens should bathe.

Have you heard of Belle Daphne?

Isn’t that the girl Fred is in love with?

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I bathe. That’s what moonwells are for.

Thank you night elves for this ingenuity!

Ew. Just ew. :face_vomiting:

:rofl: Plenty of waterfalls in this game to shower. Just don’t go chasing them :laughing:

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There are tubs in the shrines and other inns as well. Pandas must be very clean folk.

Since I was born in a barnyard, I just let the rain clean me.

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Well, a bonnie dorf lad lik ye wull appreciat’ mah barry pandaren-sickness lockdown beard:

Note: Ah hae used a special, patent-pending robo-gnomish S.E.L.F.I.E. camera filter tae allow non-blootert un-dwarves tae see a female dorfs facial fluff.

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I like to bathe in the blood of my victims.

if youre posting abt that on the forums i think you have to try bathing or showering in real life first

You fool! That footage should be reserved for top tier only fans and you are just giving it out for free!

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Do you not have a shower face? I’ve come to realize I grimace constantly in the shower.

My druid bathes in hidden moonwell

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SickFavoriteAmphibian-max-1mb.gif

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“I bathe daily in the blood of countless Drust fallen!!” And those little pools here and there around Ardenweald, occasionally a Moonwell.

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Kyrian starting area makes you take a bath, twice!

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I think I’m in love…

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i could have gone my whole life without seeing that and now it’s gonna show up in my sleep

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They either smell musky which is hot or like cattle and no amount of bathing would fix that, so either way bathing them would be pointless.

Just make your character run thru a few ponds and puddles, rinse em’ off.

I wish Dwarves were just fiery Cousin It’s! It would keep me amused for hours~

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MintyFrenchArabianhorse-max-1mb.gif

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