I Don't Bathe or Shower

I never bathe or shower.

Everytime I log in, I’m in the same spot, in the same armor. It’s getting irritating knowing that bathing or showering isn’t a thing.

GTA:O doesn’t have this issue - randomly I’ll log in to my character taking a shower, but not in WoW. The most I do is change gear, but as a hairy cow who can’t wear shoes, there’s certainly parts that are getting missed.

Can we please get bathing/showering in-game, preferably within player housing?

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Why do you need to shower? :face_with_monocle:

Pixels don’t get dirty

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Speak for yourself

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Where is that??

Just get an Arcano-Shower from the Withered training scenario in Suramar.

Problem solved.

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Legion Dalaran, First Aid building

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Well,as a mage I have no problem taking either plus i have my soap on the rope for instant lathering.

i usually take a dip in one of the magic buff pools in Bastion.

hope nobody has been drinking out of those

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You can always just take a dive in a river or water. We’ve all drowned at some point and come out cleaner for it!

Oh well I’m a fox, we’re not exactly known from being among cleanest creatures out there, so I just kinda got used to it.

I bet I still stink less than forsaken though, so good for us I guess?

You will stop stinking in about a month as long as you wash your nether regions regularly (daily if you sweat, otherwise every 2-3 days) and wash your armpits once a week. Beneficial symbiotic microbes will grow back on your surfaces and combat odor- and disease-causing microorganisms. You can stop wearing deodorant and brushing your teeth (wipe them down from time to time, though), but you’ll still want to wash your hair every 2-4 weeks.

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Asmongold confirmed??

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I mean, I guess if bathing with a humanatee is your thing.

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I do.

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you get magically clean when you log out.

you could go to Pandaria and hang out in the Veiled Stair hot-tub behind the inn… if that’s your kind of thing. :grimacing:

Why shower when you can just be below freezing 24/7 and unable to stink?

Aye, you found me out. :panda_face::merman: :shower:

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I mean we did finally get outhouses in WoD.