I Better Be Compensated

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With uh, like, $3000 worth of things for this downtime. I would settle for a life-size statue of my toon however.

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Seems fair, Kappa
Where’s my Xiang merchandise, Blizzard?

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I’d rather have a cookie, oh look! I have a cookie (nom nom nom).

At least I got my wish. :smile:

:cookie:

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I’ll take my name in lights on Bliz HQ.

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YES! or give me a group that’s willing to do uldir heroic and we will call it even.

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I’ll take two helicopters and a pizza.

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I was gonna make fun of you, but this is funny.

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I want a raid boss named after my toon and free sub for a year.

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Life-size statue of my toon. Hm. Would that mean I’d get a statue of my gnome girl here that was 5’8" tall (that’s what I am in real life)? A giant gnome statue. Yeah, I could get on board with that.

I too demand compensation!!!

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I’d take a beta invite…but it’s down too :frowning:

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I bet that boss will be a torture…can we at least skip it?

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I want my succubus to become real for um… scientific and research purposes.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) ( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

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Pretty sure Blizzard just owes me admin status. :neutral_face:

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I would like them to give the toes back to the snakes.

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I would settle for a life-size statue of my toon however.

You are easy to please. Aim higher.

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You’re so humble, man. Accepting that little for such a great injustice. /salute

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Usually for life-size things based on characters they use whatever the assumed height of the character is. So like… 3 feet maybe?

Agh this was to the gnome. Thought it would quote.

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You will have to settle for this disappointingly wilted flower I found.

Hands OP a floppy tulip.

Enjoy.

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I wouldn’t mind if Blizzard mailed me a Martin Thunder pre-nerf. I promise not to claim any world firsts using it.

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Hey I gotta be honest with you. A few people and I have been talking… and we think you have a serious cookie problem. We think you might need some help.

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