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The crazy cat lady, let’s call her Barbara, was on a mission to turn all carnivores into vegans, including people. She began by serving vegan meals to her neighbors, who unsuspectingly thought she was just being a nice old lady. But as the weeks went by, they started to feel weaker and weaker. It wasn’t until they realized that Barbara had been sneaking in a special ingredient into their meals: cat food. Yes, she was feeding them the same personal vegan recipe that she gave to her cats.
Barbara’s next target was the local zoo. She snuck into the lion’s den at night and replaced all their meat with tofu burgers. The next morning, the zookeepers were shocked to see the lions nibbling on the strange new food. But their shock quickly turned to horror as they watched the lions vomit and collapse one by one. It turns out that lions can’t digest tofu very well.
Undeterred by her failure at the zoo, Barbara decided to take her mission to the streets. She began by putting up posters around town, urging people to go vegan. When that didn’t work, she started throwing vegan food at random strangers on the street, screaming, “Don’t eat meat, it’s murder!” She began stalking local restaurants, protesting outside of them and throwing red paint on customers wearing fur coats.
One day, she saw a man eating a burger on the street, and she snapped. She ran up to him, grabbed the burger out of his hand, and threw it into the street. The man was furious, and he called the police. When they arrived, they found Barbara surrounded by a group of angry people. She was screaming about animal rights and how everyone needed to be a vegan.
Her persistence soon turned into an obsession, and she started to stalk her neighbors. She would follow them to the grocery store and watch what they bought. She would sneak into their homes and remove meat from their refrigerators. She even went as far as to kidnap meat-eaters and force-feed them vegan meals until they vomited.
Barbara’s obsession with veganism eventually consumed her. She stopped taking care of her cats, who were now sickly and malnourished. She spent all her time spreading her message, neglecting everything else in her life. And in the end, she died alone, surrounded by empty vegan food containers and her emaciated cats who nibbled the meaty flesh from her corpse.