I asked AI to write me an expansion

This is what I got. Let me know if it sounds any good for Blizz to consider.

Title: World of Warcraft: Azeroth’s Legacy

Story Overview:
World of Warcraft: Azeroth’s Legacy takes place after the events of the Shadowlands expansion. Azeroth is in a state of recovery, and the champions of the Horde and Alliance are hailed as heroes. However, a forgotten threat from ancient times resurfaces, threatening to unravel the very fabric of reality.

Deep beneath the ocean, an ancient titan facility known as Uldracon is discovered. It was once used by the titans to house powerful artifacts and conduct experiments on Azeroth’s ley lines. Unbeknownst to the champions, the facility’s defenses are reactivated, and it begins siphoning Azeroth’s life essence, causing cataclysmic disturbances across the world.

As the champions investigate the source of these disturbances, they discover that the titan facility has become corrupted by a malevolent entity called Xal’zath, the Void Guardian. Xal’zath seeks to harness the power of both the titans and the void to rewrite the very history of Azeroth, erasing the achievements of the heroes and plunging the world into eternal darkness.

Features:

  1. The Depths of Uldracon: Venture deep into the titan facility of Uldracon, a sprawling underground dungeon that spans several zones. Encounter ancient titan constructs, corrupted elemental beings, and the void-infested horrors that Xal’zath has unleashed.

  2. New Zones: Explore diverse and breathtaking new zones across Azeroth. Traverse the mystical floating islands of Skysong, the lush and overgrown ruins of Elunaria, the treacherous volcanic peaks of Emberholme, and the hauntingly beautiful underwater city of Vashara.

  3. Ancient Artifacts: Uncover the remnants of the titans’ experiments and harness their power. Discover powerful artifacts scattered across Azeroth, each offering unique abilities and customizable paths of progression.

  4. Time-Lost Dungeons: Journey through time and revisit iconic dungeons from Azeroth’s past, now twisted and corrupted by Xal’zath’s influence. Experience revamped versions of classic dungeons, such as Stratholme, Sunken Temple, and Blackrock Depths, with new challenges and rewards.

  5. Faction Alliances: Unite the Horde and Alliance to combat this ancient threat. Players can form cross-faction alliances, allowing them to group, quest, and engage in PvP activities together. This opens up new gameplay opportunities and strengthens the bonds between the factions.

  6. The Order of the Timekeepers: Join the Order of the Timekeepers, a new neutral faction dedicated to preserving the timeline and preventing Xal’zath’s tampering with history. Earn reputation, unlock unique rewards, and embark on quests to restore balance.

  7. Legendary Transmogrification: Collect fragments of legendary artifacts and use them to unlock powerful transmogrification options. Customize your appearance with the iconic looks of legendary weapons and armor from Azeroth’s history.

  8. The Final Confrontation: As players progress, they will confront Xal’zath in a climactic battle within the heart of Uldracon. Azeroth’s fate hangs in the balance as heroes from across the world must rally together to defeat the Void Guardian and save their legacy.

World of Warcraft: Azeroth’s Legacy offers an immersive storyline, dynamic gameplay, and a nostalgic journey through Azeroth’s history.

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Honestly it sounds pretty good

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Would rather just go to Azmerloth.

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Did your AI forget that Dragonflight exists?

People need to stop relying on AI to write everything. This is probably why so many shows are such garbage because every plot is determined by Chat GBT by someone with absolutely zero creative talent or genuine writing skills.

This honestly just sounds like a bunch of random aspects from past expansions thrown in with not a whole lot of innovation put it.

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That’s… kind of how these “AIs” work.

They’re the most postmodern thing since Douglas Hofstadter.

This is the future the billionaires want.

All creative work replaced by AI, manufacturing done by automation, only whatever population that’s needed for maintaining the machines left alive. The rest can starve for all they care.

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Interesting.

Probably yes, assuming ChatGPT, it only has data up to September 2021 or something. If you ask it about whether or not WoW is a dead game, it references Shadowlands a lot.

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I can guarantee you an AI could design and implement a better expansion than Actiblizzard. It wouldn’t even be close. Imagine an AI fixing bugs and balancing classes on the fly and actually incorporating player reports instead of ignoring them.

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Not too far off from my priest’s kniafu.

I’ve found myself preferring Bard lately because it’s capable of doing google searches and talking about current events.

Though it’s just as hilariously wrong about WoW is a ChatGPT is lol.

I threw up when I read this part. :face_vomiting:

Careful of Deathwingurlugull

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And that’s why it’s trash. AI doesn’t have trauma to write something deep and meaningful from, or a flowing, expansive imagination to create off of.

1000% I want more Azmerloth content.

If everyone starves, who will buy the stuff billionaires are manufacturing or watch the shows that AI is generating?

A future where everything is done by machines sounds more like utopia. No one needs to work because machines make all our food and everything else.

As a language learning model, that’s the best I can do.

I can get behind that. World hunger has been stopped! Rejoice!

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The people on monetary life support from the government, the bill for which is footed by those still toiling in what jobs remain difficult to automate – trucking, harvesting, general hard physical labor – as well as investments from moneyed corporate interests and trade tariffs.

No one needs to do anything, you mean, because everything will be done by machines.

If you think general mental health is in a bad place right now, just wait until vaster and vaster swathes of people are rendered worthless to society by machines trained on what had been those people’s bread and butter. And worthless is a generous term, because merely living comes at cost to others for the likes of food, clean water, shelter, and so on, meaning a person rendered unable to fill a productive role in society thanks to machines having taken over what opportunities were once afforded them is not merely without worth but an active cost for society to keep alive.

Physical fitness will probably tank further as well, both because of the aforementioned and because you don’t need to stay fit when machines are already doing everything you or somebody else formerly had to do themselves. Our dense diets are unlike to change, either, given the untold mountains of cash behind sugar and the like that year on year continue to ruin us.

I can only see this ending a la Universe 25(?) of the Mouse Utopia experiments.