These are the folks that urinate in their gallon jugs, have 30-50 cases of Mt. Dew (for a promotion) in their closet and have 4 filled ashtrays next to their computer monitor.
They only get up to go pooh and arrange travel to their appointments. Other than that, it’s like “Mom! Hot Pockets! Mom! Mom! Moooooommm!!!”
Not to mention, when they’re goin pooh, that’s the only time their mothers can go down and change out their sheets.