I am the "Mall Walker"

My brain keeps hearing “Mall walker” when they say “maw walker” Is anyone else having this dissonance? Maybe it’s because my local mall is always advertising early hours for mall walkers.

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YEH

Its a BIG MEME now

Mall walkers XD.

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Nah, you’re hearing it perfectly fine. 9.1 will reveal that the Jailer is actually Paul Blart, and the reason he doesn’t catch us in the Mall is because his segway is malfunctioning.

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Not me! Shopping in malls is not my thing. I am a Amazon Prime walker :joy:

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Gotta stop listening to your crappy music so LOUD It’s making you deaf

Gotta Mall jog away from them giant Mall rats yo!

Yep…everyone on discord was joking about that on launch evening. Mall walkers!

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Paul Blart maw Cop :slight_smile:

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MALL Rats.

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Classic: Adventurer
Burning Crusade: Adventurer
Wotlk: Well, you’re technically now a hero but still an adventurer!
Cataclysm: Defeat Deathwing and you will become extraordinary.
MoP: Some hero that is mysteriously lost in a land of pandas.
WoD: CHAMPION
Legion: CCCCCCCCCCCCHAMMPIONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
BfA:CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
SL: Hey there, mortal.

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So, Mall walking vs. Maw Walking… which is better?

They’re as big as the mall shoppers and just as vicious!

it just reminds me of the movie blade with wesley snipes

they just stole the sun walker idea and put maw instead :wink:

*was it day walker? same idea.

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PAUL BLART
MALL WALKER

/sentence

Yep. Since I first heard it… I’m like why should blizzard care how I make my crazy money? damn.

I am the Mall Walker too. :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuWR2wlLXA

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Me too. And the anima sounds like enema. Plus the Etherwyrms I see as earthworms.

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Its not just you; some of the NPCs do pronounce it like that.