After 20 years of playing Wow I just noticed my feet. Us Night Elf’s have enormous feet. Hey Wow Devs, what’s up with that? I think the Wow Devs made our feet so big as a joke. I imagine them laughing themselves silly. Our feet are big and floppy like clown shoes.
Well I don’t think it’s so funny! I demand that Night Elf feet be made smaller.
I mean how can I feel like an epic hero walking around in big flip-flops. I am outraged!
Y’know what they say about big feet…
Oh man… every time I go to the shoemaker it costs me a furtune to buy new boots. I even buy boots from the Auction House but when I get the package in the mail the boots don’t fit. way too small.
Ah mon, stop ya complaining, have ya seen Troll feet? Huh?
Sexiest pair of toes a foot can hold.
Well, Night Elves tend to not wear shoes so their feet have evolved to be bigger to compensate.
you’re mad at your feet, but OK with those thunder thighs?
Blame the Well of Eternity and your troll ancestors.
Night Elf body proportions are why I didn’t seriously try to play a druid until worgen released in Cata. I just couldn’t stand looking at them lol
Very large shoes.
I know trolls
Any troll who knew they would contribute to the evolution of night elves would have killed
Themselves in the name of the best possible future.
That they trip you up when exiting your clown car?
I jest…don’t be angry…
Big shoes?
I’m not surprised it took you this long to notice your huge feet. Your enormous man hands were hiding them.
You need large hands and large feet if you are clambering thru the giant sequoia like trees.
I wonder if they’ll ever fix the gross feet bunions that female Night Elves have
I’m perpetually angry… I make the Sha of Anger look like a therapist.
Yeah, so glad we got Haranir, at least I’ll have a ribcage in a few months.
Those hands cast a massive shadow.
They’re also good for the DK ability slappy hands…and I’m not even a DK.
If Leatherworkers don’t get a Leather Recliner recipe for housing, I’m out.