I am Permanently Cursed!: Horrible!

I am not sure what happened. But I noticed after the I killed the World Boss today I was cursed.

At first I was not to concerned. I figured maybe I was cursed during the boss kill. That happens sometimes. I figured it would wear off.

Blizzard, it has not worn off! And I killed this boss hours ago. Yes, hours ago!

The curse is called the curse of the tides Decay and it is horrible. I get stacking debuffs that reduce my health. I get debuffs that damage me. I get a debuff that increases the chance I get hit by a critical strike. Geez, I die enough without all of these horrible debuffs. And worse of all, for a shammy, is I get a debuff that prevents me from bloodlust! And all of these various horrible debuffs occur at the same time!!!

I have relogged, I have waited, I have died, I have tried everything.

And I am still permanently cursed.

Blizzard, this hateful curse is a slap in the face to the players and must be a bug. Hotfix it immediately!

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You looted a cursed item, as long as it is in your inventory you will gain these stacks. There’s an NPC in Nazjatar that will buy it for a decent sum.

Kids these days just picking up everything off the floor without even looking at it.

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Sell the coin…

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Oh man, you’re still here?!

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Your face must have a permanent handprint on it by now.

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This curse killed me when I went afk while checking the Legion rogue board in old Dal. LAUGH IT UP.

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Meanwhile, at Blizz HQ, there are a couple of devs cackling maniacally that their dastardly plan to foil Rastlin worked yet again.

#SlapInTheFace

/moo :cow:

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Pay attention to what is happening to you, maybe you’ll figure it out.

Like… oh I don’t know, what you picked up in your inventory.

Say… something like:

“An animated skeletal hand. It can be sold to the right merchant for a hefty sum, but is certainly cursed.”

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I’m a bit scared of how long it have taken me to figure out what was going on and what to do if I had just stuffed the coin away in the bottom of my bags instead of searching down what it was as soon as it dropped.

I think he enjoys it more then he lets on. :wink:

At first I thought I got it from trying to pass the wall of water in Nazjatar. I ignored it and in fact kept it for two days. Stupid to do in WM, but I was determined to grind out more Mechagon.

Got my measly 400 gold from the turtle under the bridge

How can anyone pay attention to anything happening to them when Blizzard simply will not relent with the

SLAPS TO THE FACE?

Never stop never stopping, Rastlin. You’re a big bright shining star.

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I’d rather no one answered because this is gold entertainment.

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@OP maybe if you did more then post troll threads here you would have some progress in this game haha
#gitgud

I don’t mind the cursed loot though I didn’t like I had to wowhead the item to know where to take it. How TF am I gonna think to look for a tiny cave in a small pocket puddle!? Be neat if it gave off a pulsing trail.

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aww i luvs the Rastlin posts so fun to seee :laughing:

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I feel your pain i just got done rolling 3 natural 1’s in a row

That’s an insta-death in our home game. That’s how I lost my level 4 druid. Self-skewered by a harpoon. That I was loading myself.