I am Alpharius

Wait wrong fandom…

Heretical!

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And you like sacrificial hugs?

Alphinaud?

Alphinaud is definitely not Alpharius… in fact… they would be near-complete opposites.

Alpharius is one of the Primarchs of the Space Marines from the Warhammer 40K Universe.

The Primarchs are the genetically engineered sons of the Emperor of Mankind that he was creating to serve as his Generals and Stewards of Humanity following the unification War of Terra in order to save Humanity following the Dark Ages, except they were captured by the Chaos Gods and hurled throughout the Universe. The Emperor then spent the centuries of the Golden Crusade looking for his lost Sons and re-uniting them with the Space Marine Legions he intended them to lead.

Alpharius is unique in that his size and stature are so alike to a standard Astartes Marine that he can often be mistaken for a regular Space Marine. (As opposed to say… Leman Russ, or Rogal Dorn, or Vulkan, or Horus, who towered above their Legionaires.)
For example:

Alpharius, and his Legion specialized in infiltration tactics and techniques as well. He also did not wear elaborate armor like his brother Primarchs. As a result he would pop up in areas that you would never expect and instead of fighting a regular Space Marine you were fighting a Primarch (a significantly deadlier foe).

This has lead to much meme-ing that every member of his Legion is actually Alpharius in disguise.

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Aren’t we all?

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this franchise used to be so good

I can’t wait to hear/read Papa Smurf’s reaction that Lion El’Johnson has been sleeping in the Rock for 10,000 years and none of his Sons have tried to wake him up.

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But Rowboat Girlyman he was sleeeeeping. We’re the Dark Angels not the Wakesomeoneupfromnapping Angels. Also if you happen to come across any “Dark Angels” looking like they dropped straight out of a warp rift, circa Caliban explosion, trust me they…they’re…yeah they’re not.

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Hi Alpharius, I’m Dad. Nah just kidding, I’m Alpharius.