Can I come live in Stormwind?
I don’t like Orgrimmar. It’s dirty here… the orcs are always smelly and yelling about honor, and there’s always Tauren or Vulpera hair in the food.
I tried to go to Silvermoon but they said shoes are required and told me to leave.
Thunderbluff is sort of nice, but it’s really drafty up there, and the tents don’t do much to keep the drafts out and it blows dust all over.
Undercity makes Orgrimmar smell like flowers. The forsaken say it’s fine but they don’t breathe so they can’t smell it. Plus I think they’re secretly hoping the smell will kill people so they can raise them as forsaken (no proof tho)
So can I come live in Stormwind? I’ll build a tiny house way outside of town by the lake and won’t bother anyone I promise. I just want a nice city 
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There are trolls in Silvermoon. I believe they’re getting toured.
You may come to Stormwind but I can’t say that they are particularly hospitable towards trolls.
There’s a nice little place in the west part of the city for you guys. Quiet, well-guarded…
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I haven’t smelled anything since the second War. But you should see the vulpera tumble weed hairballs.
One was big enough it swallowed a Tauren and we found him later face down outside Razor Hill.
Nah, you wouldn’t like it there. Why you don’t you go try stromgarde instead.
Trolls are always sweating and dripping , it’s gross please go back to Orgrimmar. Or go hang out on the echo isles or Shadow Prey villiage where you’be welcome. Though I think Shadow Prey village reeks like fish all the time the last time I was there when doing a quest.
You’re welcome to come live here, but you need to put on shoes. We have health standards.
Sure, as long as you ignore the fact no one will sell to you and everyone will be trying to kill you all the time. But otherwise there should be plenty of room, now that the NEs and Worgen are moving out and relocating to their lands.
Dazar’alor is the glorious troll home you’re looking for. Much cooler than SW.
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Because durotar is like Satans frying pan. It’s so hot here all the time. I’m pretty sure it’s why orcs are so angry. They’re just hot and uncomfortable.
Plus since the undead moved into Orgrimmar, the smell has gotten SO BAD. Have you ever smelled a dead body in mid summer? 
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At least on the echo isles you have a water source to go swimming 
Also Shadow Prey village too. I hear its not as Hot there.
Slowly drags off the Troll “I’m taking this, K, bye!”
You ain’t no troll if you’re looking to live in Stormwind.
No they didn’t. There’s a troll ambassador who also walks around with no shoes.
Undercity exploded.
No.
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If you come near my city I will gut you like the horde animal you are
Never! Alliance will never stand for it!
Stormwind hates dirty smelly trolls.
Aww come on 
We can do arts and crafts, I can show you how to make a really cool voodoo mask
dalaran the place you need to be. best place
