Title.
Get used to it.
Don’t mess with me.
Go away.
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OK, but you are, without question, the oldest, grizzliest, most worn-out looking baby I ever did lay eyes on.
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maybe baby.
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In a word? “Beat” haha.
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Big beard for a big baby.
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Dooo dooo dooo Baby Dwarf.
Say that to my face
Baby looks all growsed up.
Aw, someone’s getting fussy.
Rita leaves and gets a snack
I bet gnome snacks are about the same size as cat treats.
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Dark Iron Paladins are one of the best race/class combos.
I used my free boost in BFA on a throwaway Alliance character JUST to grind 7th Legion rep to unlock them.
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Oh! what a beautiful little baby!!
pulls back swaddling cloths
recoils in horror
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/hands baby a 
filled with alcohol
Don’t question me! He’s a dwarf!
Since you’re a baby dwarf that means we can dress you.
/starts by tossing that silly hat away
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Can you still get in trouble for shaking a baby if it has a beard?
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removes bottle from “baby’s” grasp and takes a nip
…what?
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Hey, it’s helps the baby and the baby’s caretaker. lol
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Don’t touch my hat.
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Now now. Have another
/whispers “This will put hair on your chest”
I’ll take ya to the Military Ward for a proper dwarven steel helmet. 