To the healer monk in Battle for Gilneas.
My team had 5 Affliction warlocks and we all decided before the match to purposefully UA the enemy healer so if he ever dispelled himself he would instantly die.
We’re sorry, but it was necessary
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And it never happened. First of all that would require all 5 of you to do it at the same time. Which didn’t happen. Next, he’d actually have to dispell himself. He was probably smart enough not to. You lose.
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It doesn’t require us to coordinate casts, merely to maintain the debuff, which is 21 seconds so rather easy
And I never said he dispelled it. He actually didn’t. He just had a really miserable time having to eat every debuff, slow, and cc thrown on him because he couldn’t dispel
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Theres ways to wipe it without penalty, or minimize it. Like other people helping dispell them off.
2 + 2 = 4
2025-02-10T13:00:00Z
How did you figure that out? Funny.
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Cool story bro but it didnt happen.
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Mm. That wouldn’t be fun to heal, especially with Revival nerfed.
Speaking of, I had fun making you afk out of that Deepwind last night. 
Incoming paragraph of how you’re bad, that never happened, he’s never afked out of a game ever in his life, you lose, get wrecked etc
Easiest strat in randoms with Lazarus in them. Get him close to death, he afks out, other team is now down a player
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What? That’s a funny story but I havent been in deepwind in a while. Show me what you’re talking about, and I don’t afk. I have not afk’d out of anything since the beginning of expansion, and the couple times I did was from a severely crippled team with zero gear. The people with 4 million hp and die in 2 hits. I also guarantee that YOU did not make me leave or afk. At all.
Prescient.
There must be another male nightborne hunter named Lazärús.
The immediate contradiction here is especially hilarious.
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He’s persistent, but definitely not consistent
And he thinks people will take him seriously 
reads thread title
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxRYF2s-wLc
Your UA was yummy 
You don’t get to say things like this when you’re too cowardly to post on your main.
this has to be a form of schizophrenia.
Say things like what? Poke fun at the fact that I made him afk a BG, or that he immediately contradicted himself mid-sentence? My main doesn’t seem pertinent to either, so I’ll keep up the mild impediment to would-be stalkers.
Why are you trying to check anyone? Weren’t you like 1800 capped in 500 Blitz matches? (An admittedly impressive feat.)
Looks like you’re up to 1917 now in 550. Congrats, keep up the grind. If you wanted to act like a normal and genial person, I would be happy to give you advice. But instead you act like an obsessive weirdo trying to gatekeep others’ posting despite having absolutely zero accomplishments or knowledge.
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You literally didn’t even make me AFK out of any Battleground or anything. Barely been logged in except for a game mode where that would minus -150 points and I dont let that happen. You’re making up fake drama and it doesn’t make sense. Honestly you’re in need of a little bit of help mentally.
More than likely what happened is, if anything, you lost to me in a rated match or something and you’re pissed off that I won the solo Shuffle lobby you were in. The only thing I’ve been playing lately is solo Shuffle and you’re just straight up lying. That’s all there is to it. So if you lost to me and solo Shuffle that’s the on you. Try to play better next time and don’t focus on finding me randomly in rated matches and lose because of being a nervous shaking wreck.
Fairy tales, and talking to your own alts don’t work on the forums.
He’s making up a random fairy tale to start drama in a thread that has nothing to do with his fairy tale. I probably farmed him in solo shuffle casually to 2k and hes angry that Im reaching 2.3k soon.
Who TF would play a MW anyways? Dispel? Ain’t no one got time for dispels!
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