Playing classic, I realized that the human females in retail WOW look busted. They look like they had botched surgery lol (and I mean they did, sort of, right?). Human MALES look better though. I have to admit.
What was wrong with the older female model? Other than being old. All it needed was a little coat of paint, but not a total face change with busted cheekbones. lol
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Nothing wrong, they are just old. Simple as that.
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No less than 96% of IRL mandudes would kill to have the forearms our Stormwindian counterparts are rockin’.
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They both look broken with how they stand. Their shoulders and arms are back WAY too far, absolutely no one would ever stand like that. Looks absurd.
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I have the exact opposite opinion – human males look busted, and human females are beautiful.
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That’s how humans look in Azeroth. Everybody has the same physique. No body shaming here!
This ain’t no earth c’mon now.
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i’m beautiful, how dare you insult my resting b*tch face.
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The women have man hips and look top heavy.
If there’s anything to be worried about with human females it’s the back problems their chests are going to cause them.
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I agree they’re top heavy, and that’s a good thing.
As for the hips, I disagree. They have nice feminine figures.
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Says the UD female… who already has back problems.
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I dunno, it just seems to frumpy looking if I play one compared to a NE.
Age and death haven’t been kind to my chest. Droopy. 
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I must be the minority, but I prefer the old models.
And they say #nochanges to classic…
That’s so funny. People used to think the human females were beautiful while that one male face had a harelip.
One change. Give me a nice push-up or a corset.
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Agreed. I had to reroll my female ud to make because watching her run was giving me sympathy pains. :<
I have to admit I kind of like how doofy all the old models look. Like that one hilarious/terrifying male dwarf face option. Hard to take anyone who rocks that face seriously. 
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Bruh…BRUH! Did you see the male human idle animation? He does that little…happy?
hip side thrust movement. I was ‘oh sh*t, i ain’t playin that’
The only male character I’ve ever rolled in this game was an Orc and Tauren. On the Alliance side I don’t know how anyone can stand to look at the old male characters.
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