Hug a Tauren!

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BEAR HUG!! And don’t forget to rub your face in the soft fur, get in there deep!

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Oh my… :flushed:

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Shan ronir! Go kiss a Tauren!

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Don’t touch me.

You can look, but no hugs.

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I’d rather, as the Drogbar say, kiss a Tauren.

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Only with the Tauren’s explicit and enthusiastic consent, thank you.

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I’m not going to hug anyone without consent sir. Do you realize how strong tauren are? They could break me into.

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Break you into…what?

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Ok break me in half or something like that.

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/hug or to any tauren.

Now check out my new smoker pit this way. You’d love it!

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I know lol, this was just a passive aggressive little grammar ninja move on my part. I’m sure you had meant to type “in two” and maybe auto correct or something made it “into”. :slight_smile:

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Do any Tauren want hugs? :hugs:

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WTS Mythic+ Hugs (Weekend sale)./ 12/12 Heroic Hugs / Ahead of the Curve Hugs. ( Gold only )
Hugs stacks will cost an extra 100k for Heroic Hugs

Come get your Hugs before Pre-patch.

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I’m sure a Tauren would think i was trying to eat them alive.

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I’m here just watch out for all the pointy things I got. Also, if you want to hug a tree I can make that happen too.

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No. I don’t want snu snu.

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Now how legendary are we speaking?

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don’t play with food

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/Initiates a deep tissue massage on Samhoof, tenderizing all those joints and muscles

Relax my friend. Lets just gently baste you in this beautifully scented barbeque lotion I have to help with stress

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I keep trying to but my face ends where their groin starts.

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