My trench is dug, I’ve got a surplus of hardtack, and even sharpened the edge of my shovel. WW1 is off to quite a start.
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i have trench foot
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Oh buddy… you may want to run some crown chemical co, youre missing a very important helmet transmog…
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Pretty good. I need to crush some skulls and asset dominance in rated PvP this week.
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I gave Nas the Amatox treatment and quasi-dispelled his roots/died to every Fury Warrior this morning. His PTSD is set in motion. LOL
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Did he make the cut for 3s?
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He didn’t yell at me, even after I told him I don’t switch my spec around for different comps. That’s a plus.
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HAHA, it’s part of your charm. And by cut, I meant is he patient enough to cope with our tomfoolery.
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Every man has his limits, but he’s phase 1 approved. Plus we’re Delve Gods, so everyone will really respect the hell out of us now.
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Samesies
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I crafted a weapon and I’m doing nuclear damage. My wife rubbed my shoulders last night and said my hunter is the most masculine entity she’s ever seen next to me.
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It was crazy because you dispelled every polymorph instantly, but didn’t dispel a single hoj or root. The roots weren’t too bad, though, because I just saved mobility for those. Do you have bigdebuffs?
You can’t tank fury warrior! Damp+slaughterhouse too strong. Gotta run more 
Not the worst healer ive played with by a long shot. And we went like 6-2 or something and finished around 1900 mmr, that’s not even bad! Only losses were to fury+disc.
I never yell or rage at people unless it’s clearly understood that it’s for comedic effect and value. I still joke around with my sister’s boyfriend because once he accidentally HoJ a mistweaver’s statue instead of the mistweaver XD
I watched him chase a mistweaver monk as a resto shaman in ghost wolf while in-turn being chased by a feral druid. I was stuck there (in a root the whole time) watching this scooby-doo scene unfold only for the climax of watching him finally catch up and cast a 1/2 dr’d warstomp LMAO
That’s what I call asserting dominance.
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Theres a really dope tactical shovel mog this xpac. Bummer is its a polearm so your character holds it weird.
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This perfectly sums up what playing arena with me is like. Lmao
Not atm. I uninstalled like a year ago and didn’t bother re-downloading a bunch of adds. Tbh 95% of my DF arena experience was just PVE healing Sockems while he Warlock’d things to death. Things always worked out so I never worried about it. Lol
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Look, if you have the patience to play out a 7 minute game as rsham+arms vs arcane mage+mw without raging, you’re fine by me to Q with any time.
She’s a lucky woman.
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This is the classic doors’ approach. We manhandled some blitz games the other day. I was so hyped up I did some skull crushers in my backyard in front of my neighbors. My wife came outside and start hosing me down, “told me that warriors shouldn’t battle when fully torqued”. I knew what she meant. I went inside and ate 4 pounds of Wagyu Steak (I’m extremely wealthy).
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Crazy that your mansion has a backyard.
Oh, I see. The mansion is built on a yacht that was docked in view of all the people who were too poor to afford early access, I see. Makes sense because the yacht is so massive.
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Doors once watched me die to a warrior after I one shot his MW monk. Didn’t move or say anything, just let me die. He’s the ultimate arena wildcard.
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On a scale to Jeff Bezo’s Yacht to the USS Enterprise, mine is the Deathstar.
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