How would your character insult the character above?

[Amneezha-wyrmrest-accord]

Not as delicate as your spine, learn to stand up straight.

[Dorbroka-wyrmrest-accord]

I have heard tales of your perverted actions with orc and tauren men. You have some nerve showing your face here.

[Lohkash-wyrmrest-accord]

I’ve heard tales of your perverted actions with human men. You give them soap and a tub of warm water and tell them to ‘torture’ you.

[Veertien-wyrmrest-accord]

I’ve heard tales of your perverted actions with your loa. How many fetishes do you have?

[Zhiifang-wyrmrest-accord (Zhiifang)]

I would never insult someone, that’s not nice.

[Iraesonna-wyrmrest-accord]

You have a lovely mustache and are a better person than most of us. Have a wonderful day, sir.

[Nogroc-wyrmrest-accord]

Are you even wearing clothes or just that cape?

[Donnerkrieg-wyrmrest-accord]

I didn’t realize Orcs were colorblind along with having no sense of style.

[Jiantóu-wyrmrest-accord]

Its hard to take fashion advice from someone with one eye, no shirt, and an orc war axe.

[Exacitor-wyrmrest-accord]

(Analysis): Pandaren. Male. Hunter. Aim for lowest common denominator; fat joke.

(Commentary): The closest thing I’ve seen as stretched as that armor is on you, would be a Goblin’s budget.

[Nogroc-wyrmrest-accord]

So that’s where all my scrap metal went.

[Falothorin-wyrmrest-accord]

The rest went into your armor. Oh wait, that must have been crap metal, not scrap metal.

[Etamalgren-wyrmrest-accord]

“Draenei wear the tentacle look better. Just saying.”

[Keelhaul-wyrmrest-accord (Keelhaul)]

Eyes over her clipboard speculatively.
Mutters to self: “Someone’s over-compensating for missing horns.”

[Exacitor-wyrmrest-accord]

(Analysis): Goblin. Female. Hunt- wait, female goblin? So beautiful… must insult…

(ERROR): Incompatible directives. Improvisation is recommended.

(Commentary): Ha! Do you think you’re beautiful with that vibrant emerald skin of yours? Or that dignified nose that could cut diamonds? Or maybe you think those goggles make you look like even more like a genius? Don’t think I didn’t notice the charming skulls you’ve adorned yourself with either. The sound of your bewitching accent only brings together the absolutely tragedy of perfection that you are. The only thing more explosive than your inventions would be your amazing personality!

[Ravenhul-wyrmrest-accord (Ravenhul)]

Your head wouldn’t even make a good bucket of bolts to kick around. YOU KNOW NOTHING!

[Veertien-wyrmrest-accord]

Hey look the guy wearing a red bucket on his head is talking about buckets, colour me surprised…

[Nogroc-wyrmrest-accord]

I think we already used up all the dye coloring you purple.

[Vuzeng-wyrmrest-accord (Vuzeng)]

I’ll bet you once unironically said “it’s not called PEACEchief” and actually thought you were being clever.

[Lohkash-wyrmrest-accord]

Hey lesser tribe mon. You just arrive from one of the failed troll states?