How would each class exercise?

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So here is a theory I have been working on for fun. If each class in WoW was a type of workout what would they be? Do you agree or disagree
Death knight| crossfit (because crossfit instructors try to kill you)
Demon Hunter–Gymnastic (explosive strength and agility)
Druid| Hiking (gets you out in nature to appreciate its beauty)
Hunter| Running (helps you track your prey)
Mage – Really stuck on this one I imagine they would read more about fitness than actually participate in it but books can get heavy I think they would focus a lot on core work so they dont hurt there back with books
Monk| Obviously martial arts no explanation needed
Paladin| bodybuilding (paladins are very much about achieving perfection so there training would be focused on achieving on a aesthetic body)
Priest–Yoga (yoga has a lot of spiritual elements they could put their faith in while it also heals the body)
Rogue| Calisthenics (can be done in silence in very little space and is effective)
Shaman|Swimming (because it brings them closer to the elements)
Warlock|Some sort of dancing (anyone who has seen footloose knows dancing is evil)
Warrior| strongman (because if you want to be a titan you have to train to like one)

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Rogues would also have the “Rice Paper Walk” challenge like in the show King Fu to walk quietly.

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We priests do by the light, calisthenics

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yea all that standing sitting kneeling in church is a workout

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Why do I need to exercise when I can turn into a beast of pure muscle?

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because if your regular form is fat your beast form will be fat

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Kul tirans beg to differ.

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Mages would be yogis who commune with the elements. Trust me on this one.

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We run everywhere too. I mistook OP’s post as what kind of exercise trainer each class would be.

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Hunting demons is all the exercise I need.

Otherwise I spend my time knitting…and finding my way around using my walking stick. Spectral sight ain’t what it used to be.

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didnt expect people to be getting bent out of shape over this, but its the internet so…

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well yeah, we don’t exercise

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I work 40 hours/week at a office and ‘Execute’ alot of task. In summer, i need to mow the lawn often (Bladestorm).

I dont like my neighbor on the right, he is always playing loud country music: a combination of ‘Intimidating Shout’, ‘Battle shout’ and ‘Slam’ solve the problem most of the time.

Sometime, i get insulted by people for reasons so i ‘Spell Reflect’ or ‘Pummel’ my way out of it.

My Warrior is trained in everyday life.

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i feel attacked right now…

Dangit stop attacking me while i am typing gosh!

Sorry op, what was that about exercising?

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Why is OP fat shaming us?

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summons Succubus with “exercise” equipment then her and I go at it

Ohh….unn…grunt…slap…tickle…other things I can’t type

THAT’s how Warlocks “exercise” :sunglasses:

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Because op isnt easily offended and was only trying to have fun and claims no responsibility for your personal health or feelings?

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Same bro.

It was a joke.

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Wait … don’t Yogis run around Jellystone Park stealing picnic baskets?

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Bear crawls, skydiving, the tree

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