Fake glad warrior here giving you the rundown on how to beat some of the current meta comps @ 2100 MMR.
DH/RDruid
Strategy effectiveness: 5% chance to win game
-Start DH
-JK DH starts you and wipes out 50% of your health in an eye beam
-Stop the RDruid’s CC on your healer with a charge bolt. Hit spear w/ reso
-Watch druid trinket tranq your go
-Somehow survive 8k sustained DPS for a minute
-Charge + bolt Rdruid w/ spear 1 minute later → Crit a randomly procced execute for 35k
-You win.
Alternative: DH Blurs first global. Fear druid. Stun + Spear after Blur. Pray for execute proc crit + reso.
-You win.
Survival Hunter/HPriest
Strategy effectiveness: 10% chance to win game
- Hope hunter wastes feign death like a chimp
-Spear + Resonator
-Hunter doesn’t respect damage because he never loses to warriors
-Hunter doesn’t use CDs
-You crit an execute proc for 35k
-You win.
Sin Rogue/HPriest
Strategy effectiveness: 2% chance to win game
-Rogue opens you with vendetta
-HPriest boons
-Give trink, parry and aegis
-Get dropped to 10% health
-Go rogue with stun and spear
-Rogue lols and cloaks the only viable pressure your class/covy can put out
-Rogue kidneys you with literally only sepsis
-You healer can barely keep you up tunneling casted heals into you
-Fear priest
-Priest forgets he’s undead and doesn’t will
-Stun + spear rogue
-Crit execute proc for 35k
-Rogue forgot to swap to cheat death talent
-You win.
Demo Lock / X
Strategy effectiveness: 10% chance to win game
-Start lock w/ bolt + spear
-Lock pops dark pact
-Shatter pact
-Lock lock trinket walls for some reason even though there’s no way he dies with 90k HP in the go
-Get coiled
-Lock casts decimating bolt
-Pop aegis to hopefully live one demon bolt
-Leap to the other side of map on locks port
-Reflect demon bolt first global
-Randomly proc an execute and crit
-You win
All Comps
Strategy effectiveness: 100% chance to not be depressed
-Try fury w/ impending victory because some multi R1 swapped to the spec
-Que into the one arms warrior team queuing at that MMR this week and realize you don’t have parry
-Get stunned, speared, sharpened and blade stormed
-Die instantly
-Stop playing 2s.