How to top the healing meters in Classic

The objective
Your only purpose is to top the healing charts, whilst maintaing a low overheal %.

Your spells:

Power shield: Alot of heal meters don’t show this as healing so just ignore it, someone else can shield to stop burst damge, and get their low heal position.

Dispel Magic: Again this is useless let some low heal person waste their time dispelling, if you do it you’ll lose ranking.

Res: Useless, but make sure to heal the people who have just been rezzed, they are at like 1 hp so thats alot of potential healing. It might take a bit longer to recover after a wipe, but you’ll be higher on the heal ranking so its worth it. If for some reason you are the only res 'er after a wipe left, make sure to res the other res classes last to make sure they dont get a full 99% hp heal bonus from healing the res’d people.

Renew: Spam this like no tomorrow, make sure you have maxed out all talents to increase your renew ability, and always cast your own on top of someone with a weaker renew, this gives the tank a better healing / tick from renew, and prevents that player from getting ahead of you on the heal meter.

Flash heal: This one is essential for stealing heals from other healers espically druids with their slow heal. In trash pulls and some tank and spank bosses there aren’t enough people to heal for the healers, so this means you need to heal first to maintain that #1 healing spot. If you see two people at 80% hp and a druid just starts to heal one, DONT heal the one the druid isn’t healing, assist the druid and land a flash heal getting that person to full, then whilst the druid goes !??? and lands an overheal, quickly heal the other players, congrats you just got twice the healing , and your competition (the other healers) got none.

Greater heal: This is good for longer fights to keep your mana up. Getting it talented to a shorter cast is a must to land it before other healers. Dont worry too much about using it for mana conseravtion in trash though, use flash heal to steal heals and make others overheal (this also means they have less mana so they drink more and you get more heals) , the guild bank can always get you more major mana pots to use during trash, but if you dont get a high healing you could lose your officer status or be /gkicked

Fade: This one is quite good for avoiding death, if you see another healer is high on the aggro meter, especially one who has no aggro shedding abilities, run over to them and fade it off onto them, this’ll interrupting their healing and give you a target to spam heals on to get more ranking.

Downtime
If there is downtime perhaps after a wipe, or the raid leader calls a 5 minute break, etc try to find a warlock with an imp and run in and out healing yourself when your hp drops, if possible try to enlist other players so you can use prayer of healing as it will get you more healing much quicker. If you see other healers doing this you must heal them first so they dont get any heal ranking out of it. If for some reason there are no imp warlocks, this is the one exception in which you should cast fortitude on yourself and then heal to get ranking that way.

Healing Assignments
If you are in charge of healing assignments then follow this plan to maximize your ranking, if you aren’t ignore the assignments and do this plan anyway
You should assign yourself to a tank who will take large amounts of damage constantly, so you can spam your best heals for 100% healing no overheal, with trash assign at most 1 other healer to the main tank and tell the other healers to “spot” heal i.e waste mana with 4 priests healing one person. Once you get to the boss assign your worst healers with the slowest reaction times and lowest heal ranking to help heal the maintanks, if you have good healers with a high healing ranking assign them to dispel/cleanse or if you must, to “spot” healing. This will insure the good healers heal ranking is crippled and you maintain a healthy lead as the best healer.

Special Tips for Certain Bosses
Snowballs can easily get you some 20 second silences on opossing healers in places like aq20 with kurinaxx, just stand in a blob of people and throw the snowball.
When nefarian does the priest call, use prayer of healing and lots of heals to make sure you have plently of targets to heal once the corrupted healing effect ends.
If you are a bomb of some sort, run towards the top healers in the healing ranking, this will keep them from overtaking you due to a chance death. (You can say something like whoops sorry my mouse died LOL, if you want to. If anyone complains remind them how you are always #1 healer and hence obviously the most skilled player)

Other Raid Members:

Hunter :
You can use alot more flash heals to get ranking first without going oom, if you keep nagging the hunter (or whoever is pulling) and tell him to slow down and stop pulling, even if the other healers are at 95% if you keep telling him that the healers are complaining he’ll get paranoid and hopefully slow a bit meaning you can steal more heals with flash. It is worth noting your rating will drop if you run out of mana so make sure to moderate how many flash heals you use instead of de ranked greaters. And always remember to keep using those major mana pots every 3 minutes, guild banks have 1000’s of gold so it doesnt matter in cost, remember higher heal ranking = better healer.

Druids:
You must get druids to innervate you. It doesn’t matter if someone else has more spirit of if you are at 85% mana, more healing = better healer and you want to be the best healer. If you are an officer its quite easy to tell them to innervate you, if not you can claim that priests are better healers with more benefit from spirit, make sure only to mention how much better priests scale if you scale better than them with more spirit. If you have worse equip just be vague about priests better healing bonus and keep pestering them till they give in, alot of people don’t understand the mathematics, in this case its quite easy to make up some numbers to prove you should be innervated even if in reality someone else should.

Warlocks:
You should always be soulstoned so you can start healing soon after a death, in addition in can be quite usefull if you find a warlock to spam lifetap even if he doesnt need the mana, in order to get heals in when noone else needs to be healed.

Priests & Paladins:
In order to reduce the healing you do you can tell them “Your cleanse /dispel is a little slow” hopefully this will make them heal a bit less and have their finger hover over the dispel key or “Try not to overheal so much” even if they aren’t overhealing, if you are an officer this works even better and will help keep the other healers from catching up with you. Sometimes this wont work so make sure to cancel buffs and whisper them all the time to rebuff you, this will keep them healing and lower their mana.

Druid:
If the enemy curses try to convince your raid leader that you need mages dps, and just make druids full time de-curse duty, druids have pretty slow heal so you can beat them easily with flash. If you see a druid HoT someone quickly flash heal them and then the druid will not only be denied healing but he will get a load of overheal. These tips can help you become a better raid healer than druids. Again cancelling and asking for buffs can be quite usefull to keep their mana drained.

Shaman:
Try to heal 1-2 people near the shaman at all times, this will help make their healing wave overheal more often. If you macro some questions , like “I would to talk to you about your spec for a moment” and use them you can also interrupt their healing.

Loot:
Obviously you need good gear to maintain a high healing position, try to create an argument for gearing up a “maintank healer” first which basically means you get most of the healing items, if someone complains remind them of your #1 position as the best healer.

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Oh my goodness this post does not have enough likes and has no follow-up comments?!?

It’s a brilliant satire of the $hit-show that is raid healing… the flash heal sniping, the casting of renew on top of others’ renews, the reticence to dispel, the healing of the recently rez’d, etc… It’s all regrettably true. I LOL’d big time at the snowball suggestion.

Thank you so much for validating my experience so far in Classic playing a healer (my alt).

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Is there any way you can make a paladin guide? I just can’t stand seeing other people’s meter being close to mine so I’d love any tips that you can give me.

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actually all you need to do is pay a warlock to spam lifetap the entire fight and just focus him…

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It would appear not. Res just necro’d this year old post.

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This is a funny post, I don’t know how no on responded so the battle res used on this post was worth it. This pretty much sums up the mindset of “healing meters” min maxers. I don’t mind if you wanna top the DPS meters since that’s great for downing bosses, but healing meters is literally just sniping people’s heals to make it appear like you are the best.

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It’s maddening! I was in an MC pug on my priest alt recently and we wiped on Rag three times before giving up. One of the problems? Healers going OOM. Why? Even though we had healing assignments, I could tell people were sniping. Too much overhealing.

I found this post shortly thereafter and it was cathartic:)

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Top off the Warlocks

bow before your meters, bow before them!

On a serious note, its easier for a healer to peg the meters with a worse group than peg the meters in a better group, because the better group is better at avoiding damage, to a degree. Higher DPS figures also lower total healing output, etc, so the whole healing meter thing is kinda dumb.

Prime example of what I am talking about, this is one of the top guilds in Classic wow, look at their healing, its rather unimpressive because the raid group is that good at both killing things super fast and avoiding damage.

https://classic.warcraftlogs.com/reports/pyxQtJ7Y4HDvPVbL#boss=-2&difficulty=0&type=healing

Its why healing meters are kinda dumb, if your healers are parsing super high then your DPS and tanks really should be stepping up, that’s if your guild is going to be meter watchers. If you dont care then its meaningless any way.

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Healing meters (on both warcraftlogs and Details) only pick up healing done while in combat, so I’m not sure what was the point of this. otherwise pretty solid advice

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1 year necro! NICE.

This is only the 2nd time I’ve seen one break 12 months. It should be an achievement that gets you a unique forum badge.

Same. The oldest necro I’ve seen was this one:

First time I’ve ever seen it actually say “1 year later.”

well its such a true post got to pin it mebe i nee done for pallys

I can guarantee you healers overhealing isn’t why you were wiping to rag (lol rag, really? Seriously?)

Why did you wipe to rag? Crap dps.

you just replied to a 2 year old comment

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now this is sh!tposting!

How to top the healing meters in Classic:

  1. Join a bad raid.
  2. Have people fail at all mechanics
  3. Profit
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I’m undead, I can appreciate the necro