How to swallow properly

[Swiftraven-moon-guard (Swiftraven)]

You can have me pre chew your food and feed you like a beautiful baby bird

[Fleb-moon-guard (Fleb)]

It is good to see you looking like yourself Fleb…but does this mean the other story is over?

Do not worry my lovely, i’ll get ban soon again for like 3 weeks and you will get 3 weeks of diaries!

You can have me pre chew your food and feed you like a beautiful baby bird

I’ll give you the sweetest of baby bird tweet noises in your succulent ears my cute muffin.

[Tsavis-area-52 (Tsavis)]

And the cookies you make have the perfect amount of calories and nutritional balance you can eat one, or 50 and not gain an ounce or have it affect your health.
grabs a cookie… and sits down

[Yzzami-nesingwary (Yzzami)]

Turn your trusty dagger into a trusty toothpick

[Dumbled-emerald-dream]

I strategically wear helmets that help with our eating problems. Mostly helmets that help keep my jaw together.

[Arron-wyrmrest-accord (Arron)]

@Fleb-moon-guard

i was going to try to swallow my food whole instead of chewing it. Sadly my throat can’t handle that much meat without choking myself 8( and so i wonder how can a undead with a handicap mouth like myself can swallow his food properly without having to put my meat in the blender.

[Zinbara-wyrmrest-accord]

Reading the title made me go

After reading through it, it made me go

[Chaaka-stormscale (Chaaka)]

Don’t eat people. Have a protein smoothie or go vegan. Both are good for you.

I thought about going vegan, but then I’d be required to tell everyone I was vegan. And thats just…so much work.

I heard if you dont tell 3 people a day, and start an argument with at least one of them that they kick you out of the veganclub.

[Akston-bloodhoof (Akston)]

I heard if you dont tell 3 people a day, and start an argument with at least one of them that they kick you out of the veganclub.

Its even worse. The Vegan Police come and take away your Vegan Powers